Some things I love:
-Saturdays
-Eating out
-Jimmy Fallon
-Sephora
Some things I hate:
-Words like "mucus", "mo*ist", "phlegm", and "glandular"
-The noise a cat makes before a hairball
-Seeing them everywhere. And hearing about them.
-Pineapple
Some things I am confused about:
-Why my cat hisses at me when I use the bl*w dryer
-Why my dog is insanely interested in what pants I put on. Nothing else, just the pants. When he hears me in the closet swooshing pants over my legs I hear a little 'creeeak' and he sticks his head in the door. Every. Single. Time.
-What the truth is about this
-Why I can't get my hair to un-frizz













