Some Things Friday!
Some Things I Love:
-The scent of jasmine
-Hardy's 1/3 lb. thickburger - mmmm slathered in everything (to think, up to 6 months ago I hadn't touched red meat in years..now look what's become of me - HEATHEN!)
-Waking up in the morning and NOT having a crap-covered dog to take out of her crate and bathe. ...Oooh, yeah, that's the life.
-Johny. Depp. Mmm-hmm. Talented, loves to paint, nice guy, yet dark-and-dangerous-looking. Now THAT is HOT. Check him out in the upcoming flick Finding Neverland.
Some Things I Hate:
-Zoolander. Now, I'm pretty sure that if you like this movie I can DEFINITELY not be your friend. (Unlike the Anchorman thing, which is only a partial deal-breaker.)
*Update: Okay, so much to my shock and horror, it seems like there are a few fairly normal, mostly likeable people who actually enjoyed this movie. To those people I say a.) My condolences and b.) I shall stop hating you if you write nice, fuzzy, glowing comments about me.
-When I check my TypePad stats and no one new has looked at my site since I last checked. Boo-Hoo.
-Women who look beautiful with no makeup. Yeah, yeah, life is hard isn't it? It must suck to be so flawless. Get away from me! You're making me look bad. Oh, wait, maybe hanging with you will 'up' my cute factor? Okay, then. Stay. But at least have the decency to not wash your face for a few days and let it get a little greasy. Or eat a bunch of salty snacks so you get some major eye bags. Come on, give me SOMETHING to work with here. Okay, that's better. Now I don't hate you, I only wish a zit or blotch upon your radiant complexion.
-Feet. Don't show me your feet, ask me to touch your feet, or put your feet on me. EVER. (Dear Lord, I just got a chill up my back thinking of it.) The only feet that are acceptable are babies' feet under the age of 3. IF - they are clean.
Some Thing I am Confused About:
-If I am freezing my ass off because my husband likes it to be cold enough to hang meat in the house, and I want him to adjust the thermostat, do I say I want him to turn the air UP? or turn the air DOWN? Because the boy tries to screw me on that one no matter which I say.
-Even though I find it STOMACH-CRUNCHINGLY hilarious! - the mind that came up with THIS.
-Turkey Bacon ...EW.
-"Country Crafts" decor. *shudder*
