Some Things Friday, our dear old friend, you have returned:
Some Things I Love:
-Anything DILL. Mmmmm...
-Any person who will give me a massage right now.
-The view from my desk at home:
-My $6.97 flooofy slippers from Wal-Mart. I think they're funny. My husband says I look like the Abominable Snowman. I kind of agree. But as I said, they're funny. And did I mention flooofy?
Some Things I Hate:
-When people place the toilet paper on the holder in the "'around the back and under" position. It's OVER people, OVER! And to the front. Duh. Sheesh.
-Trying to grow out my hair yet again. DAMmit! And of course it will get just to the point I've been dreaming of and I'll chop it again because my spoiled ass is "bored" or "just tired of it". My hair has been to to my waist, to my ears, and back again a few times. Some people seek adventure in travel, others find exhilaration in acquiring knowledge. I change my hair. Whoo. Someone strap me down because I think this ride is a little too wild, baby.
-Wonky shopping carts at the grocery store. We're talking ALL versions here:
1.) The squeaky-wheels cart
2.) The one-wheel-gets-stuck-and-makes-you-hit-your-shin-constantly cart
3.) The rough-rider cart (rides like you're driving over a cobblestone road)
4.) The diagonal-veering cart (my most hated nemesis)
-That the ice cream man has stopped coming. I want my toffee cruch bar, for the LOVE OF GOD.
Some Things I am Confused About:
-People who eat onions, garlic, etc. in heavy doses and then fail to take the necessary measures before coming within close talking range of people, or at least attempting to shield the innocent from the onslaught. I mean, I love my onions on EVERYTHING, but in the general public I at least try some gum, mints, or a carefully placed hand or head tilt to ease the suffering.
-That anyone could take voting to THIS new low.
-Turkey Bacon. I've tried this, and all I can tell you is...don't. Just. Don't.
-My Mr. Winkle Calendar page for October. It scares me.
