Some Things Friday Madness! Just barely making it in under the wire, but late is better than never.
Some Things I Love:
1. Fruit2O ...Mmmmm (but not orange-flavored, that would be all GAGGY...orange flavoring is da debil)
2. Sitting at home or out with my husband and getting all Paris Hiltonbitch. i.e., I'll totally belch like a trucker and my husband will say "that's hot"...or we'll be out and see someone with stretch pants on at the mall and I'll turn to him and purr "that's hot". (If you've never seen Paris and Nicole - both of whom I DETEST - on tv, they both use that phrase for EVERY DAMN THING THAT HAPPENS...seriously, if Nicole is talking to an old man with spittle on his beard she'll say "that's hot".) It's so flipping annoying. Which is why we do it. Using the Hiltonbitch phrase will take away her evil power. Heh. Plus it's funny.
3. Woody Allen movies
4. That there is actually a place to buy THIS kind of stuff. Freakout!
Some Things I Hate:
1. The Blair Witch Project. We just watched it for the first time and it freaked me the hell out. I did NOT like that.
2. Anyone who tries to keep me away from the glazed chocolate cake variety. Step off, George.
3. Coffee that is deceitfully warm on the top layer but releases a gush of evil molten death when you tip the cup to drink it and then burns skin off of the roof of your mouth. Beeyatch.
4. The smell of cigars. pew.
Some Things I am Confused About:
1. How my poor sister-in-law is going to peacefully get through what precious little is left of her pregnancy with all THIS drama going on.
2. Anyone who will still dress up ONE OF THESE in their front yard for each season/holiday. Heh? Wha?
3. I have already told you I hate THESE, now they've got THIS? Do people not have enough tacky crap already? Pa-lease!
4. Whoever could not love this face:
*p.s. FYI, her tag is scratched not because we are bad parents who let our puppies go around looking like homeless vagrants, but because she won't stop grabbing the damn thing with her mouth and chewing on it. ...Kids.
