Some Things I Love:
1. That my hair is growing out. I am SO impatient.
2. Finding out that there is FINALLY a good Chinese restaurant that delivers to our house. Bring on the crab rangoon, baby.
3. That I am no longer at the Store of Evil where right now I would probably be in the stock room and someone would be telling me in the bitchiest voice ever: "Now, you need to process at least 160 items of clothing per hour. ...Are you counting?"
4. Okay, I admit I was crushing on Charlie during "Party of Five". But even I had to see that he seemed a little...ehh...unstable. But Matthew Fox is SUPER HOT on LOST as 'Jack'. If I had to be stuck with any member of the old Party of Five Cast, it would definitely be him. For sure NOT that schmo Bailey.
Some Things I Hate:
1. When stupid me you get a raisin oatmeal cookie from the 'goodie table' at work, or as I like to call it, "The Table of Temptation", and stupid me you drop a crumb in between the T and Y keys while I am you're trying to type and snack at the same time, then have to pry it out with my your Bic clicky pencil. Gawd! I am You're SO stupid.
2. Monica Potter's hair on Boston Legal. Surely someone on that show is going to give that poor girl a makeover soon, right? It's either too blonde or too long for her. I can't figure it out, but something must be done. Eck. Emergency scissors and lowlights - STAT!
3. The backrub tease. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about. The guy comes up behind you and puts his hands on your shoulders and you're thinking "How sweet. I really could use a quick massage right about now." Instead you get a little squeeze and a kiss on the cheek. He thinks this is sufficient. GET BACK HERE PRONTO AND FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED SLACKER! Or I'll seriously get pissy in about two seconds. That is just not cool.
4. The smell of Windex. Ew, I could gag right now.
Some Things I am Confused About:
1. Why I had an unexplainable urge to throw my gum into the toilet at work today just to see what it would do. I did not. Boo.
2. On the subject of toilets, what's with people who don't understand the unspoken toilet seat rule? The one that applies when you are at someone's home? You know, if it's up leave it up, if it's down put it the hell back down. This is not a rule that only men bypass - I have had plenty of women at my house ignore this rule. LISTEN PEOPLE, I have a cat that likes to play in water. And knock things into trash cans. I'm sure it won't stop at the toilet. I really don't feel like washing my cat's feet because he couldn't resist the urge to make plop-plop-plop noises in the mini cat-pool. Close the damn lid.
3. That the cat has run to his litterbox to crap every time we come home and I go upstairs into the bedroom. Is this supposed to be some sort of twisted welcome ritual???
4. That the only thing that made my husband excited to clean his bathroom was that he went and picked THIS up and demonstrated to me how it worked when I came home tonight. I can hear him using it...on his shower?...right now. Ummm...?
