Some Things Friday re-emerges from the holiday lazies.
Some Things I Love:
1. Icy blue Christmas lights.
2. THESE candles. They are absolutely THE BEST. They make it smell like I've actually been baking or something...like that ever happens.
3. An empty kitchen sink. *sigh* It just makes the whole house feel clean, doesn't it? What's that? A pile of clothes? Oh, don't look at that, come see my empty and clean sink! Which my husband happened to empty and clean but who the hell cares?!? Let's pretend I did it!
4. Ooh. Jason. Bateman. ...Lovely.
CREDIT: MICHAEL MULLER/MOO MANAGEMENT
Some Things I Hate:
1. Being cold. No, really. You have no idea how much I hate it. It literally HURTS when I get cold. My tolerance level tops out at about 72 degrees. Then I just can't take it anymore. My hands cramp up and my nose turns into an icee pop.
2. "Feliz Navidad". No offense, but if I hear that song one more time on the radio at work I think I'm going to actually go mental and toss my scanner out the window.
3. Not getting to see my husband for more than a couple of hours a night during the week. Boo!
4. That we don't have THIS yet. A little pricey to put on our Christmas list, eh? Because wow, do we need it. You'd think two grown people could easily keep up with three very small creatures. Nope. Plus, that guy's commercials make me really feel like a dumbass for not having one already. Huh.
Some Things I am Confused About:
1. The amazing affect we saw THIS have on a child in Wal-Mart the other day. I mean, I know what effect it has on ME...I simply MUST squeeze all of their hands and get a whole row going together. You really should try it. It's oh-so creepy sounding, and it makes me laugh SO hard.
2. How we've managed to have no real snow here so far this year.
No snow = no ice = no slipping = good news for a clutz like me. ...oh yeah, it's happened.
3. Why our cat just decided to dump over a completely full watering can that was on the floor next to a plant (which was STUPIDLY left out for a SECOND by someone obviously too DUMBASS to realize that a full container of ANY liquid is fair game and of course that dumbass was ME). A 3-foot circle of carpet is completely soaked and being blow-dried by the husband at this very moment. Stupid cat. Pretty little puffball. He gets away with murder.
4. How I managed to keep from twitching my nose or making a wiping gesture while I was being taught how to use a new program at work by a guy who had a drop of snot peeking out his nose and dangling on the tip of his mustache/goatee thingy the whole time he was talking to me. Boy, I can not figure out why you are still single, dude. Seriously, it's such a mystery.
