For the resurrection of the Half-Week Haiku, I give you a special Pick-Your Favorite edition. Thaaaaat's right. You get THREE pics to choose from. And the subject? My birthday trip to the zoo. (Just because I'm a grown and very hot woman doesn't mean I don't enjoy the animals. The zoo is Hot.)
*click pics to enlarge for your haiku-writing enhancement
First, there is this:
...this:
...or finally this:
I shall start:
(picture 1)
it could be days yet
too daft to look for trainer
trapped under pink flab
(picture 2)
i sit in stillness
contemplating my caged state
alas! bird crap falls
(picture 3)
psst! hey there big boy
i bet you're lame-ass girlfriend
can't do this with hers
