One day, I was out with my husband, and I noticed this horrifyingly long hair staring me right in the face. (*click pic to get full Fright Effect) I of course had to take a picture and share the pain with all of you. And now, to even further shame my husband into better grooming practices, we shall haiku The Day the Hair Almost Ate Me. I will start:
spiralling at me
mommy i'm scared what is it?
looks like a pube, dear
Okay, that was a little crude. So here's a nicer one:
too tired to shave
he thought it was sexy scruff
please, it's just nasty.
Now you.
