Sarcomical: Half-Week Haiku 20: Just Kill Me Now

August 03, 2005

Half-Week Haiku 20: Just Kill Me Now

So does anyone have tips for quitting your job with style? You know, like George when he tried to get fired from the Yankees. Yeah, today was one of those days. I'm definitely itching to move on soon...

Let's just say I was actually thinking about getting on my knees and kissing - not just kissing - LICKING, with disgusting noises and even some heavy petting - the printer today for having its usual 'mechanical problems' (i.e., "print job needs resources"..."fuser warming up"..."please put paper in tray 2") simply because it KILLED 15 MINUTES OF THE LAST HALF HOUR OF WORK HELL today. Bless you, printer.

*sigh* So the haiku for this week is this: What person/piece of equipment/other evil aspect is the bane of your existence at work?

I obviously could go many ways with this. I'll do one to start...
if smiling i'm not
people stop and ask what's wrong
bite me, now move on

OR...
table in kitchen
stocked with evil concoctions
plot to keep me fat

Now you!

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This is me.

I'm an animal snuggler, Lover of Words and raging introvert who others often confuse for an extrovert. I'm typically caffeinated as a rule, BE IT BY BEAN OR BY LEAF.

This is the year I'll be talking a lot about my journey to grow further as a photographer, artist, music addict, YOGISTA, writer, volunteer, life adventurer, ALMOST-VEGETARIAN, runner, book devourer, knee sock connoisseur and procreator (yes, after 13 years we're finally working on that one, and it may be a more twisty path than we anticipated).

I embrace my inner geek (see: obsession with finding the perfect pen, affection for NERD GLASSES) and accept my irrational fears (see: FEET, rug bugs, outer space). I figure they balance out my super cool musical tastes, good luck in parking lots and long legs.

*Wife to 1, fur mother to 4.
Future parent to severely over-photographed children.

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