Some Things I Love:
1. My credit card company actually called me to make sure the "suspicious activity" on my card was really me. Hmmm...you mean it seemed strange for a girl from the midwest with little to no travel under her belt to have a dotcom charge from London? Heh, excellent work, guys.
2. Have you seen Rat Race? If you need a raunchy and completely class-less laugh...OH. MY. GOD.
3. Big Brother 6 has a Head of Household Blog. Did you know this? Did you know they let the HOH take a ton of pictures during their week of "power"? And I've gotta say, any little bit more of Kaysar is a little bit more happiness for yours truly. (I hope he gets voted back in, I miss him already! Wah. Bring back the little brown hottie, you FOOLS!)
4. My favorite BIG SALAD at Paradise Bakery and Café...the Sampler Salad. I get to pick THREE of any salad, pasta salad, tuna salad, or fruit salad and they put it in a huge bowl and it's TOO BIG to eat all at once! That is, IF you get The Russian Lady. The Russian Lady is the only one who puts quite so much into the bowl, it's absolutely ridiculous...and I LOVE HER. I actually avoided eye contact with a perfectly sweet-looking girl yesterday who asked "Do you want a salad?" behind the counter and kept my eye on the prize: The Russian Lady. And then we locked gazes. And she said the magic words..."do you want a salad, miss?" Yes, my pet, yes I do.
Some Things I Hate:
1. I lost my chips. I thought I bought them at Meijer, but when I went to Meijer I had a slight panic attack because they weren't there. THEY WEREN'T THERE! Oh, bless-ed Sea Salt and Pepper Terra Kettles...where have you hidden your delicious golden treasure of snackitude?
2. Swimming in anything but a pool. Even then, it has to be child-free. I WILL NOT swim in a lake, pond, or the ocean (okay, so that one's because of my complete and utter fear of how fucking HUGE the ocean is and damn, won't it just swallow me up and kill me?).
3. Taking a 5-day weekend off from work at the spur of the moment (WAIT! you didn't let me finish!) to look for a new job, among other things. Bleh.
4. The possibility that, since my husband is 6'6", we could end up with a basketball-playing daughter. Like this:
Some Things I'm Confused About:
1. I am always a little bothered by the Amazon symbol in my explorer bar. Does anyone else see what I see?
2. When our STEWPID water cooler at home overflowed and spilled all over the kitchen floor while I was filling my glass because I was too busy looking at the puppy going "oh, look at her how cute...LOOK! LOOK!" to pay attention to what I was doing, the only words I yelped were: "I'm retarded! I'm retarded! Come help me! I'm retarded!" Now, no offense to the actual mentally-challenged, of course. Still...instead of "OH CRAP" or "DAMMIT"...???
3. Michelle Branch had a baby? Wha...? Huh? Ehh? I thought she was, like, 15 or something. I didn't know she was pregnant. And married to a 40-ish guy. I guess you could say I'm not her biggest fan, huh? Still, props to her I guess, starting young. She could have the whole Lorelei and Rory thing going on, which I totally and completely missed out on because HELLOoooO? almost 30 here with no kids in sight, and the only fun things my daughter and I will be able to do together will include "Let's pick out mommy's reading glasses" and "Time to go for mommy's mammogram!". Yay.
4. Why my stomach is KILLING me right now...I feel like someone kicked me in the gut. So I'm going to go make friends with the couch. (oooh, I hope it wasn't the other half of my BIG SALAD that I just ate...)
