Okay, so you want a Half-Week Haiku? Here's one that most of you should be able to relate to. And if not, slap your own ass and call yourself lucky.
hubby's dad smokes packs
and packs and packs this weekend
yep, all at my house
OR
same guy turns tv
every goddam moment to
classical music
what is this crap dear?
oh daddy wants his music?
fuck that - seinfeld NOW
OR
mom-in-law selling
deal breaks when buyer checks crime
she bitches out cops
Now...you go to town.
