Some Things I Love:
1. Hottie McHot-Hottt Jake Gyllenhaal. I don't care what kind of boy-on-boy-cowboy-or-whatever movie he's in or how many times he's probably kissed Kirsten Dunst (eww cough*bitch*cough)...BOY IS PRETTY.
2. The Prada perfume my mom gave me for Christmas. Good Lord. THANK YOU for the Sephora online wishlist.
3. Three words. After-Christmas Clearance.
4. Starbuck's Breakfast Blend. And it's not because I had 2 big thermoses of it already at home this morning and my fingers are now all jerky. Oh no, IT IS NOT. Heh-heh. What?!? I am not jumpy. I'm not. ...Okay, I am.
5. This CD by The Folk Implosion. It is fabulously awesome. Even though it was released a few years ago, it's something I just found and I really dig it. Dig it? That is seriously uncool, man. I'm sorry about that one.
Some Things I Hate:
1. Leonardo DiCaprio. Don't ask me why, I have no logical reason except that it irritates the living shit out of me just to look at him. Well, him and that freakish Hayley Joel ISeeDeadPeople Osment kid. I get mad any time my husband wants me to watch a movie with either of them in it. They both look like ugly little trolls to me.
2. People who make weird random small talk about things you don't really care about and then create a long akward pause while they stand there just staring and waiting for you to reply about their retarded forced conversation.
3. When you cry so hard your face hurts the next day.
4. Driving 5 1/2 hours to the Mother-in-law's house this weekend with three dogs in the car. Oh yeah. That is going to be stellar.
5. That "Wee-Wee Pads" have become a standard topic of conversation the last few weeks since we got our new Ricky. But he's just so cute.
Some Things I'm Confused About:
1. Erm, like I didn't feel WAY TOO overexposed to these two already. TMI folks, TMI.
2. How can I stop picking at my cuticles?!? Seriously, the last two weeks I've been doing it almost nonstop in a very nervous-Ally-Sheedy-in-The-Breakfast-Club-crazy jittery sort of way. Ugh, my fingertips are so red right now.
3. Okay, just try to tell me that these three sisters didn't *ahem* make some weird pact say...about nine and a half or so months ago.
4. Why have the stores hauled out the Valentine's Day crap already? I seriously can not handle looking at all that pink and red right now.
5. What are my dogs dreaming about when they bark in their sleep? Are they chasing something? Playing with a ball? Warding off the oh-so dangerous and evil children walking past our door on their way home from school? Oh, to see inside the sleeping canine brain.
