Some Things I Love:
1. Friday Hottie: Lenny Kravitz. Oh, man.
...Oh, sorry. For a minute I forgot you were here. My man Lenny and I were just sharing a moment.
2. The words "eclair", "lilt", "fabulous", and "superflous".
3. The sound that I have set up as my feed alert. Every time one of my favorite Friendternets™ updates their blog, this is what I hear. Have you not signed up to subscribe to get notified when I update? Well, damn. Go here. It'll make you 5 times hotter. I swear.
4. Blueberry pie.
5. What Not to Wear. It's like an obsession. I can't get enough of Stacy's "Shut UP!" and the hair and makeup makeovers.
Some Things I Hate:
1. Sofa Beds.
2. The words "bulbous", "flatulence", "horny", and "linoleum".
3. That Joaquin Phoenix is getting screwed at the Oscars. Grrrr...
4. Maxi pads. I never use them. And I hate those damned commercials, too.
5. Ice cream with nuts in it. That's just wrong.
Some Things I Just Don't Get:
1. WHAT is with all the "black-guy-dressed-as-an-old-fat-black-woman" movies?
2. Why is muenster cheese orange on the outside?
3. The point of socks with toes in them. Doesn't that DRIVE YOU CRAZY? It drives me crazy just thinking about it.
4. Why do I keep calling Ricky "Booger"? I HATE that word. What is compelling me to do this?
5. Animal heads mounted on walls. Is this supposed to be cool? Blech.
