Some Things I Love:
1. Wings. Crispy wings. Reeeeally crispy wings. Crispy wings with the Hot Sauce on the side. Oooh, Hot Sauce. And a touch of Blue Cheese dressing on the side. Good God, I just actually salivated inside my mouth. I need to go eat something. Do you want to bring me some wings?
2. Duckpin Bowling, because the balls are small and cute and it's a wee bit easier for me to NOT SUCK. And if you make a crack about that balls comment I'll reach through the screen and slap you.
3. That a whole new cycle of America's Next Top Model has started. Oh yes. I get giddy over the many opportunities to mock those girls. My first reaction?
Nnenna = FREAKING GORGEOUS
Mollie Sue = SO DAMN CUTE
Jade = HATE (Can someone PLEASE shut. her. up?)
4. Patchouli
5. Friday Hottie Matthew McConaughotpantshey. Hey, baby.
Some Things I Hate:
1. Is anyone else as ANNOYED as I am by Gisele's IPEX commercial?
2. Clipping our dog's toenails myself. Or watching my husband do it. Or being in the same room while he does it. There have been...Bleeding Incidents. And that has ruined me.
3. Country music.
4. Anything that sounds like country music.
5. Anything that disguises itself as something else but at its root is STILL country music, dammit, I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR RUSE.
Some Things I Just Don't Get:
1. Funyuns. Hey, I said I didn't get them, I didn't say I haven't ever indulged. And boy, after reading this ingredient listing I'm thinking that wasn't such a good idea. I have this strange urge to do a colon cleanse just thinking of those times I ate them in Jr. High.
2. That President Bush seems to have taken on the attitude that he doesn't give a rat's ass what anyone thinks of him, regardless of his obvious widespread public disapproval. I mean, where are his Image Consultants? If I could have that job I'd tell him to go on Ellen and challenge her to a dance-off. Or to start adding the Quasi-Joke "...that's what SHE said!" á la Michael from The Office after every press question (i.e "Mr. President, is it true that this is the largest defecit in history?" "Heh-heh. That's what SHE said!"). Or to start carrying a puppy with him during public appearances. Because who doesn't like puppies? Sure, these things might not increase his popularity, and they will probably make him look like a bigger asshat, but at least they will make him LESS BORING.
3. Is there any point in going to The Gap anymore? Everything looks exactly the same in there to me. All the time. Blah. Yech.
4. Pro wrestling. But I heart The Rock. I heart him with all the possible hearting a person can. Yet, I still don't get the wrestling thing. Is that actually entertaining?
5. Why my friend SJ thinks Dora the Explorer is a "whore". SJ, please clarify. The Readers want to know. Thank you. ;)
