People can be very impassioned about what condiments are PROPER AND CORRECT to put on a hot dog. (Oh, wait, is it just me?) I think I even mentioned the subject once before (because obviously it is so very important to me). So I am deeming the topic quite Haiku-worthy, indeed. I shall go first:
mustard alone rocks
husband uses mayonnaise
that's just sick and wrong
Now YOU.













