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March 09, 2008

One-Word Sarcomical Sunday #16: Good for Your Brains

You know this is a brain-soother for you...kind of like crossword puzzles or sudoku, or lining up the magazines in perfect squares on the coffee table. Oh...maybe that's just me obsessed with things being in precise piles. Ah, well! (To clarify: there can be loads and loads of stuff out, but it must all be in nice, square stacks or my brain gets all discombobulated.) So even though this is going up late on Sunday, you know you'll welcome the accomplishment you'll feel even if you're filling it out on Monday, or Wednesday, or next July.

*Here are the ground rules for the newbies:

  1. After reading my answers, copy and paste the list into your comment.
  2. Change my one-word responses with yours (yes, only ONE WORD, even if it hurts the most painful of hurts).
  3. Submit your comment.
  4. And hey, you can always post your finished list on your blog, too. (Yes, a post idea! You're welcome.) Enjoy.

You're Feeling: Sleepy
To Your Left: Papasan
On Your Mind: Completing
Last Meal Included: Scallops
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: Prioritize
The Weather: ENOUGH!
Something You Have a Collection of: Sputniks
A Smell that Cheers You Up: Mowing
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: Windex
How Long Since You Last Shaved: Days
The Current State of Your Hair: Pinned
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): Press
Your Skill with Chopsticks: Passable
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: Periodicals
...and After That?: Photography
Something You're Craving: Community
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: Hmmm...
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: Zero
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: Bathtub
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: Vocalist
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: Worms
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: Nuts
You Have Never: Camped
You Never Want To: Skydive

Comments

YAY! I love these!

You're Feeling: Full
To Your Left: Monitor
On Your Mind: Boston
Last Meal Included: Fries
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: Focus
The Weather: Perfect
Something You Have a Collection of: Shoes
A Smell that Cheers You Up: Crisp
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: Chemicals
How Long Since You Last Shaved: Today
The Current State of Your Hair: Pony
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): Pillow
Your Skill with Chopsticks: Decent
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: Children
...and After That?: Periodicals
Something You're Craving: Community
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: Barack
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: None
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: Bedroom
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: Artist
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: Bacteria
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: Gummi
You Have Never: Skydive
You Never Want To: Scuba

This is fun!

You're Feeling: Tired
To Your Left: Couch
On Your Mind: Work
Last Meal Included: Oyster sauce
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: Forgive
The Weather: Sucktacular
Something You Have a Collection of: Makeup
A Smell that Cheers You Up: Newborns!
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: Smoke
How Long Since You Last Shaved: Hours
The Current State of Your Hair: Unkempt
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): Folders
Your Skill with Chopsticks: PhD
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: Photography
...and After That?: Fiction
Something You're Craving: Shellfish
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: Booyah!
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: 0
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: Bedroom
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: Pianist
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: Spit
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: Cookies
You Have Never: Streaked
You Never Want To: Fast

You're Feeling: Anxious
To Your Left: Ayva
On Your Mind: Finishing
Last Meal Included: Apple
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: Organize
The Weather: Beautiful
Something You Have a Collection of: Magnets
A Smell that Cheers You Up: espresso
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: farts
How Long Since You Last Shaved: Days
The Current State of Your Hair: greasy
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): Cereal
Your Skill with Chopsticks: Sufficient
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: Travel
...and After That?: Fiction
Something You're Craving: Nap
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: Bleh
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: Zero
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: Bed
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: Actress
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: Needles
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: Cereal
You Have Never: Skied
You Never Want To: Divorce

I can't resist these. Or manybe I can't resist goofing off on Monday mornings.

You're Feeling: Sore
To Your Left: Gina
On Your Mind: Polygamy
Last Meal Included: peapods
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: focus
The Weather: Silence!
Something You Have a Collection of: Notebooks
A Smell that Cheers You Up: Bread
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: Diesel
How Long Since You Last Shaved: Weeks
The Current State of Your Hair: Fresh
The Largest Item On Your Desk Right Now (besides computer): Binder
Your Skill with Chopsticks: frustration
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: sale
...and After That?: wandering
Something You're Craving: Attention
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: Enough!
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: None
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: Bathtub
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: Waitress
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: Horses
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: Everything
You Have Never: birthed
You Never Want To: stop

You're Feeling: Sluggish
To Your Left: my reflection
On Your Mind: deadlines
Last Meal Included: applesauce
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: awake
The Weather: chilly
Something You Have a Collection of: fiestaware
A Smell that Cheers You Up: coffee
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: litter
How Long Since You Last Shaved: days
The Current State of Your Hair: bedlumped
The Largest Item On Your Desk Right Now (besides computer): organizer
Your Skill with Chopsticks: adequate
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: sale
...and After That?: coffee
Something You're Craving: rest
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: hopeless
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: zilch
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: couch
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: baker
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: spiders
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: samoas
You Have Never: bungeed
You Never Want To: bungee

These are great, Sarcy :)

You're Feeling: Unsure
To Your Left: Carbonation
On Your Mind: Frustration
Last Meal Included: Pimentos
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: Fortify
The Weather: Cool
Something You Have a Collection of: Starships
A Smell that Cheers You Up: Popcorn
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: Gif
How Long Since You Last Shaved: Hour
The Current State of Your Hair: Long
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): Triceratops
Your Skill with Chopsticks: Laughable
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: Sci-Fi
...and After That?: Fantasy
Something You're Craving: Touch
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: Pointless
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: Zero
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: Computer
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: Director
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: Spiderwebs
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: Chips
You Have Never: Skiied
You Never Want To: Skydive

You're Feeling: Irritated
To Your Left: Door
On Your Mind: HWSRN
Last Meal Included: Bagel
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: Function
The Weather: COLD!!!!!
Something You Have a Collection of: Buddhas
A Smell that Cheers You Up: Babies
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: Lysol
How Long Since You Last Shaved: Hours
The Current State of Your Hair: Frazzled
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): Files
Your Skill with Chopsticks: Laughable
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: Photography
...and After That?: Kids
Something You're Craving: HWSRN
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: Uhhhhhhhh
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: Zero
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: Bathtub
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: .........???????
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: SPIDERS
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: Carbs
You Have Never: Camped
You Never Want To: Camp

Just what I needed to distract me from work!
You're Feeling: Sleepy
To Your Left: Paperwork
On Your Mind: Comedy
Last Meal Included: Oatmeal
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: Motivate
The Weather: Snow
Something You Have a Collection of: Shoes
A Smell that Cheers You Up: Coffee
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: Feet
How Long Since You Last Shaved: Days
The Current State of Your Hair: Pinned
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): Paperwork
Your Skill with Chopsticks: Improving
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: Travel
...and After That?: Periodicals
Something You're Craving: Sunlight
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: Cautious.
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: Zero
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: Office
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: Planner
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: Worms
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: Pizza
You Have Never: Fought
You Never Want To: Skydive

You're Feeling: Exhausted
To Your Left: Dallas
On Your Mind: Fertility
Last Meal Included: Shrimp
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: Breathe
The Weather: Sucks
Something You Have a Collection of: Shoes
A Smell that Cheers You Up: Cinnamon
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: Garbage
How Long Since You Last Shaved: Days
The Current State of Your Hair: Eh
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): Paper
Your Skill with Chopsticks: Ridiculous
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: Literature
...and After That?: Correspondence
Something You're Craving: Bread
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: Exciting
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: None
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: Bathtub
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: Mother
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: Clowns
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: Carbs
You Have Never: Globetrotted
You Never Want To: Forget

You're Feeling: shitty
To Your Left: cabinet
On Your Mind: going home
Last Meal Included: chicken
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: focus
The Weather: nice.
Something You Have a Collection of: photographs
A Smell that Cheers You Up: bakeries
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: poop
How Long Since You Last Shaved: forget
The Current State of Your Hair: messy
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): radio
Your Skill with Chopsticks: doable
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: suspense
...and After That?: art
Something You're Craving: sleep
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: election?
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: 0
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: bed
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: artist
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: roaches
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: chips
You Have Never: cruised
You Never Want To: fight

You're Feeling: annoyed
To Your Left: folders
On Your Mind: spring
Last Meal Included: milk
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: study
The Weather: deceiving
Something You Have a Collection of: elephants
A Smell that Cheers You Up: spring
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: vanilla
How Long Since You Last Shaved: weeks
The Current State of Your Hair: straightened
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace: Right Now (besides computer): plant
Your Skill with Chopsticks: untapped
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: classics
...and After That?: fiction
Something You're Craving: commitment
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: jittery
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: zero
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: bedroom
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: pianist
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: sausage
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: sherbet
You Have Never: skydived
You Never Want To: bungee

You're Feeling: Angry
To Your Left: Child
On Your Mind: Showering
Last Meal Included: Oatmeal
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: Awaken
The Weather: Sunny
Something You Have a Collection of: Fabric
A Smell that Cheers You Up: cologne
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: sanitizer
How Long Since You Last Shaved: Days
The Current State of Your Hair: rumpled
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): television
Your Skill with Chopsticks: nonexistent
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: crafts
...and After That?: children
Something You're Craving: chocolate
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: Oy
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: Zero
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: Car
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: artist
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: bugs
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: custard
You Have Never: skydived
You Never Want To: Fight

You're Feeling: headachey
To Your Left: desk
On Your Mind: puppy
Last Meal Included: yogurt
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: sleep
The Weather: sunny
Something You Have a Collection of: books
A Smell that Cheers You Up: lemon
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: tuna
How Long Since You Last Shaved: hours
The Current State of Your Hair: tailed
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): lamp
Your Skill with Chopsticks: ha
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: garden
...and After That?: suspense
Something You're Craving: dirt
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: fascinating
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: Zero
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: outside
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: actress
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: lizards
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: candy
You Have Never: delivered
You Never Want To: hurt

You're Feeling: Headachey
To Your Left: Coworkers
On Your Mind: Eating
Last Meal Included: Tagalongs
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: Focus
The Weather: Gorgeous!
Something You Have a Collection of: Hamsters
A Smell that Cheers You Up: Ocean
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: Eggs
How Long Since You Last Shaved: Morning
The Current State of Your Hair: Wet
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): Phone
Your Skill with Chopsticks: Good
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: Pets
...and After That?: Childrens
Something You're Craving: Sleep
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: Exhausting
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: Zero
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: Mountains
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: Dancer
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: Heights
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: Sugar
You Have Never: Karaoke
You Never Want To: Hunt

Late to the party, as usual.

You're Feeling: Clogged
To Your Left: paperwork
On Your Mind: everything
Last Meal Included: peas
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: Focus
The Weather: Irritating
Something You Have a Collection of: Books
A Smell that Cheers You Up: Laundry
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: Vomit
How Long Since You Last Shaved: three
The Current State of Your Hair: curly
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): paperwork
Your Skill with Chopsticks: average
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: fiction
...and After That?: travel
Something You're Craving: peace
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: (shrugs)
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: none
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: bed
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: mother
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: suede
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: carbs
You Have Never: bungee'd
You Never Want To: bungee

You're Feeling: headachy
To Your Left: post-it’s
On Your Mind: regret
Last Meal Included: cheese
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: relax
The Weather: sun
Something You Have a Collection of:
A Smell that Cheers You Up: grapefruit
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: mayonnaise
How Long Since You Last Shaved: morning
The Current State of Your Hair: dull
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): calendar
Your Skill with Chopsticks: none
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: clearance
...and After That?: journals
Something You're Craving: sorbet
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: end!
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: zero
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: bedroom
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: actress
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: spiders
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: pizza
You Have Never: married
You Never Want To: fight

You're Feeling:drowsy
To Your Left:bills
On Your Mind:bed
Last Meal Included:turkey
You Sometimes Find it Hard To:exercise
The Weather:beautiful!
Something You Have a Collection of:Snowglobes
A Smell that Cheers You Up:Lilies
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood:Poop
How Long Since You Last Shaved:yesterday
The Current State of Your Hair:pony
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer):fax
Your Skill with Chopsticks:intermediate
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore:childrens
...and After That?:bathroom
Something You're Craving:sleep
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race:Hmmm...
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year:Zero
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time:Toilet
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good:Boss
Something that Freaks You Out a Little:Poop
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately:Chips
You Have Never:Ski
You Never Want To:Bungee

You're Feeling: cozy
To Your Left: blanket
On Your Mind: therapy
Last Meal Included: sandwich
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: relax
The Weather: blows
Something You Have a Collection of: lipgloss
A Smell that Cheers You Up: ocean
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: cigarettes
How Long Since You Last Shaved: Days
The Current State of Your Hair: flat
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): phone
Your Skill with Chopsticks: mediocre
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: fiction
...and After That?: cookbooks
Something You're Craving: brownies
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: OBAMA
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: Zero
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: Bathtub
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: teacher
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: clowns
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: fried
You Have Never: skinydipped
You Never Want To: bungeee

You're Feeling: confused
To Your Left: pillows
On Your Mind: crap
Last Meal Included: pizza
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: think
The Weather: warmer
Something You Have a Collection of: eeyores
A Smell that Cheers You Up: cologne
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: poop
How Long Since You Last Shaved: hours
The Current State of Your Hair: messy
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): chuck
Your Skill with Chopsticks: mediocre
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: magazines
...and After That?: wander
Something You're Craving: love
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: boooooring
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: nada
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: bed
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: cashier
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: crabs
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: junk
You Have Never: sex
You Never Want To: skydive

You're Feeling: productive
To Your Left: phone
On Your Mind: relationship
Last Meal Included: shrimp
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: relax
The Weather: perfect
Something You Have a Collection of: giraffes
A Smell that Cheers You Up: lavender
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: broccoli
How Long Since You Last Shaved: today
The Current State of Your Hair: down
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): dictionary
Your Skill with Chopsticks: pathetic
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: fiction
...and After That?: history
Something You're Craving: security
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: woohoo!
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: Zero
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: home
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: spy
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: spiders
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: wings
You Have Never: (been) tattooed
You Never Want To: Skydive (me either, yikes!)


You're Feeling: anxious
To Your Left: shredder
On Your Mind: kid
Last Meal Included: pizza!
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: focus
The Weather: gorgeous
Something You Have a Collection of: magnets
A Smell that Cheers You Up: coffee
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: poo
How Long Since You Last Shaved: days
The Current State of Your Hair: free
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): textbook
Your Skill with Chopsticks: mad
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: oprah
...and After That?: craft
Something You're Craving: salty
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: important
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: 0
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: spa
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: designer
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: wolf-spiders
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: fatty
You Have Never: spelunked
You Never Want To: bungee

You're Feeling: Restless
To Your Left: Planner
On Your Mind: WORK!
Last Meal Included: Oatmeal
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: Focus
The Weather: Cloudy
Something You Have a Collection of: Junk
A Smell that Cheers You Up: Pineapple
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: Poop
How Long Since You Last Shaved: Days
The Current State of Your Hair: Up
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): picture
Your Skill with Chopsticks: Inherited
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: True Crime
...and After That?: Best Sellers
Something You're Craving: Candy
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: Enough!
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: Zero
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: Bed
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: Dancer
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: Frogs
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: Crackers
You Have Never: fainted
You Never Want To: work

You're Feeling: lazy
To Your Left: pillows
On Your Mind: Chickpeas
Last Meal Included: asparagus
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: resist
The Weather: worsening
Something You Have a Collection of: cookbooks
A Smell that Cheers You Up: matches
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: poo
How Long Since You Last Shaved: weeks??
The Current State of Your Hair: wavy
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): cup
Your Skill with Chopsticks: expert
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: sales
...and After That?: m...
Something You're Craving: independence
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: bleh
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: Zero
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: woods
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: liar
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: mississippi
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: ice cream
You Have Never: yelled
You Never Want To: wake

You're Feeling: exhausted
To Your Left: lamp
On Your Mind: finals
Last Meal Included: buffalo
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: focus
The Weather: snowy
Something You Have a Collection of: patches
A Smell that Cheers You Up: lavender
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: catbox
How Long Since You Last Shaved: days
The Current State of Your Hair: down
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): scanner
Your Skill with Chopsticks: fab
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: history
...and After That?: sci-fi
Something You're Craving: barbecue
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: done!
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: zero
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: study
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: masseuse
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: turnips
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: fruit
You Have Never: skied
You Never Want To: bungee-jump

You're Feeling: Lazy
To Your Left: Pillow
On Your Mind: Finances
Last Meal Included: Turkey
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: Work
The Weather: Rainy
Something You Have a Collection of: Elephants
A Smell that Cheers You Up: Cake
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: Ashtray
How Long Since You Last Shaved: Yesterday
The Current State of Your Hair: Ponytail
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): Phone
Your Skill with Chopsticks: Decent
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: Magazines
...and After That?: Fiction
Something You're Craving: Sleep
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: Ugh
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: None
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: Couch
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: Writer
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: Earlobes
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: Cheese
You Have Never: Marathoned
You Never Want To: Die

Let's just pretend we don't notice how late I am getting to this, ok? ;-)

You're Feeling: excited!
To Your Left: copier
On Your Mind: stuff
Last Meal Included: yogurt
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: articulate
The Weather: *perfect*
Something You Have a Collection of: snowflakes
A Smell that Cheers You Up: blossoms
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: banana
How Long Since You Last Shaved: hours
The Current State of Your Hair: misbehaving
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): calendar
Your Skill with Chopsticks: bahahahaha
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: magazines
...and After That?: sports
Something You're Craving: cuties
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: bleh
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: none
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: home
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: mommy
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: bats
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: chips
You Have Never: skied
You Never Want To: bungee

You're Feeling: Satisfied
To Your Left: 50" Plasma TV
On Your Mind: Brake Rotors
Last Meal Included: Salad
You Sometimes Find it Hard To: Speak
The Weather: Nice
Something You Have a Collection of: DVD's
A Smell that Cheers You Up: Spring
A Smell that Can Ruin Your Mood: Stupity
How Long Since You Last Shaved: Hours
The Current State of Your Hair: Gel-ed
The Largest Item On Your Desk/Workspace Right Now (besides computer): Plates
Your Skill with Chopsticks: Good
Which Section You Head to First In the Bookstore: Magazines
...and After That?: More Magazines
Something You're Craving: Cigarette
Your General Thoughts On the Presidential Race: Petty
How Many Times You've Been Hospitalized this Year: None
A Favorite Place to Go for Quiet Time: Car
You've Always Secretly Thought You'd Be a Good: TalkShowHost (One word, right...?
Something that Freaks You Out a Little: Heights
Something You've Eaten Too Much of Lately: Cookies
You Have Never: Bungeed
You Never Want To: Suffocate

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  • I'm a photographer and lover of Words. I'm typically caffeinated as a rule, but sometimes the yoga helps bring my shoulders back below ear level. I am every day challenging the long-standing habit of getting in my own way.

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