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April 27, 2008

One-Word Sarcomical Sunday #17: More About Us Than We Ever Wanted to Know

On this week's One-Word Sarcomical Sunday, I'm digging deeper. Deeper into some of the more mundane/self-conscious/unattractive things that you weren't quite sure you'd ever really decide to share with The Internet. Why? Because those are the things all of us really want to know about each other anyway, yes? It makes us feel proportionally less mundane/self-conscious/unattractive in a larger company of the same. Isn't online community grand?

*Okay, here are the Newbie Ground Rules:

  1. After reading my answers, copy and paste the list into your comment.
  2. Change my one-word responses with yours (yes, only ONE WORD, even if it makes you want to pull your brains through your tear duct - and I design the statements to make it possible if you're clever enough, which of COURSE you are).
  3. Submit your comment.
  4. And hey, you can always post your finished list on your blog, too. (Yes, a post idea! You're welcome.) Link back here if you're feeling nice. Enjoy!

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Lays
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: Unparalleled
You least want people to see you as: Irrelevant
You're a little scared of: Geese
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: Scowl
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 94
How many of them are restaurants: 18
You lose your cool when someone: Lies
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: Balm
Your dance moves can best be described as: Safe
The majority of your underwear is: Unused
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: Franks
You think you're really not a great: Speaker
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $26
The majority of your shoes are this color: Black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: Stubbornness
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: Onions
You feel embarrassed when you: Blather
The last public place where you used the restroom: Palomino
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: Sexuality
You don't think you can pull off wearing: Fedoras
Something you own entirely too much of: Jeans
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Fergie
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: Mustard
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: Wisecracker

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For the record, this is the first time I've actually caught the One-Word-Sunday on Sunday. Rawk!

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Snickers
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: Separate
You least want people to see you as: Flaky
You're a little scared of: rats
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: drool
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 48
How many of them are restaurants: 1
You lose your cool when someone: insults
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: toothbrushes
Your dance moves can best be described as: entertaining
The majority of your underwear is: thongs
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: Nutella
You think you're really not a great: mathematician
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $16
The majority of your shoes are this color: Black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: mouthiness
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: Gin
You feel embarrassed when you: mispronounce
The last public place where you used the restroom: Chili's
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: Money
You don't think you can pull off wearing: belts
Something you own entirely too much of: handbags
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Loggins
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: Vinaigrette
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: Feisty

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Snickers
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: vaccum
You least want people to see you as: unreachable
You're a little scared of: sprouts
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: fart
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 55
How many of them are restaurants: 1
You lose your cool when someone: cheats
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: candy
Your dance moves can best be described as: uncoordinated
The majority of your underwear is: granny
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: mexican
You think you're really not a great: Speaker
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $112
The majority of your shoes are this color: brown
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: ass
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: Onions
You feel embarrassed when you: misspeak
The last public place where you used the restroom: casino
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: sex
You don't think you can pull off wearing: heels
Something you own entirely too much of: electronics
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: NKTOB
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: syrup
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: smartass

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Pretzels
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: Weird
You least want people to see you as: Dumb
You're a little scared of: Spiders
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: Kick
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 65
How many of them are restaurants: 2
You lose your cool when someone: Lies
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: Magazines
Your dance moves can best be described as: Safe
The majority of your underwear is: Lacy
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: Cheese
You think you're really not a great: Speaker
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $75
The majority of your shoes are this color: White
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: ?
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: Garlic
You feel embarrassed when you: Blush
The last public place where you used the restroom: School
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: Sex
You don't think you can pull off wearing: Leggings
Something you own entirely too much of: Books
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Evanescence
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: Powder
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: Reserved

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: water
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: abominable
You least want people to see you as: witty
You're a little scared of: dogs
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: drool
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 5
How many of them are restaurants: 0
You lose your cool when someone: whines
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: film
Your dance moves can best be described as: stiff
The majority of your underwear is: old
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: frosting
You think you're really not a great: writer
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $30
The majority of your shoes are this color: black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: gut
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: Funyuns
You feel embarrassed when you: blush
The last public place where you used the restroom: Macy's
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: nothing
You don't think you can pull off wearing: hats
Something you own entirely too much of: cds
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Dolly
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: soda
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: geek

Ooh! a fantastic way to procrastinate on my taxes tonight. Muxtape is helping that well along, too!

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Sunchips
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: dictionary
You least want people to see you as: ditsy
You're a little scared of: people
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: drool
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 34
How many of them are restaurants: 0
You lose your cool when someone: judges
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: tissues
Your dance moves can best be described as: varying
The majority of your underwear is: stretched
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: ramen
You think you're really not a great: cook
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $25.31
The majority of your shoes are this color: Black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: Indecision
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: Garlic
You feel embarrassed when you: trip
The last public place where you used the restroom: cafe
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: "toys"
You don't think you can pull off wearing: hoops
Something you own entirely too much of: dishes
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Shaggy
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: Ramen
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: Peacemaker

I know this still doesn't get me off the hook of interviewing you.

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the:
Water
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: Graffiti
You least want people to see you as: Fat
You're a little scared of: Uncertainty
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: Snore
The number of contacts in your cell phone: Fifty
How many of them are restaurants: Zero
You lose your cool when someone: Assumes
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: Gum
Your dance moves can best be described as: Goofy
The majority of your underwear is: Cotton
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: Bacon
You think you're really not a great: Photographer
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $40
The majority of your shoes are this color:
Black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: Belly
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: Garlic
You feel embarrassed when you: Babble
The last public place where you used the restroom: Downtown
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: Parenting
You don't think you can pull off wearing: Sheaths
Something you own entirely too much of: Cables
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Madonna
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: Pee
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: Maven

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: chocolate
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: Difference
You least want people to see you as: unkind
You're a little scared of: infirmity
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: snore
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 38!
How many of them are restaurants: 0
You lose your cool when someone: abuses
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: mousse
Your dance moves can best be described as: chairbound
The majority of your underwear is: larger
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: cookies
You think you're really not a great: example
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $2
The majority of your shoes are this color: black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: sarcasm
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: garlic
You feel embarrassed when you: fart
The last public place where you used the restroom: Milano's
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: religion
You don't think you can pull off wearing: dreads
Something you own entirely too much of: Toys
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Meat-Loaf
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: blood?
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: Slacker

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: water
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: teh
You least want people to see you as: stupid
You're a little scared of: birds
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: snore
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 38 (breaking the rules to say this is a japanese phone)
How many of them are restaurants: 3
You lose your cool when someone: abuses
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: magazines
Your dance moves can best be described as: archaic
The majority of your underwear is: black
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: wings
You think you're really not a great: singer
How much cash is in your wallet right now: 10,000Y
The majority of your shoes are this color: black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: stubbornness
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: garlic
You feel embarrassed when you: fart
The last public place where you used the restroom: Chili's
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: politics
You don't think you can pull off wearing: tunics
Something you own entirely too much of: shoes
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Britney
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: salsa
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: smartmouth

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Skittles
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: Omitted
You least want people to see you as: upsetting
You're a little scared of: knives
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: SNORE
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 85
How many of them are restaurants: One
You lose your cool when someone: Bastardizes
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: gum
Your dance moves can best be described as: fly
The majority of your underwear is: microfiber
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: Pepperoni
You think you're really not a great: Drawer
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $80
The majority of your shoes are this color: black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: cameras
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: Coffee
You feel embarrassed when you: Overemote
The last public place where you used the restroom: school
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: Abortion
You don't think you can pull off wearing: Chaps
Something you own entirely too much of: magazines
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Cred?
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: Coffee
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: Rapscallion

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Chocolate
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: Highlight
You least want people to see you as: Stupid
You're a little scared of: dark
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: Snore
The number of contacts in your cell phone: lots
How many of them are restaurants: none
You lose your cool when someone: lies
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: toothpaste
Your dance moves can best be described as: exotic
The majority of your underwear is: old
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: pizza
You think you're really not a great: looker
How much cash is in your wallet right now: £20
The majority of your shoes are this color: brown
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: geekiness
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: pickles
You feel embarrassed when you: fall
The last public place where you used the restroom: Pub
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: illness
You don't think you can pull off wearing: dresses
Something you own entirely too much of: games
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: ABBA
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: Icecream
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the:geek

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Snickers
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: commitment
You least want people to see you as: needy
You're a little scared of: lonliness
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: grind
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 54
How many of them are restaurants: 0
You lose your cool when someone: hates
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: chocolate
Your dance moves can best be described as: nonexistent
The majority of your underwear is: cotton
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: fries
You think you're really not a great: mechanic
How much cash is in your wallet right now: two
The majority of your shoes are this color: black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: insecurities
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: coffee
You feel embarrassed when you: cry
The last public place where you used the restroom: McDonalds
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: religion
You don't think you can pull off wearing: hats
Something you own entirely too much of: makeup
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Justin
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: pineapple
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: artsy

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Gardettos
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: Sincerely
You least want people to see you as: Chaotic
You're a little scared of: Spiders
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: Grind
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 126
How many of them are restaurants: 11
You lose your cool when someone: Lies
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: Aveeno
Your dance moves can best be described as: Special
The majority of your underwear is: Childish
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: Nachos
You think you're really not a great: Mother
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $6
The majority of your shoes are this color: Black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: Stubbornness
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: Gardettos
You feel embarrassed when you: Ramble
The last public place where you used the restroom: Bar
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: Politics
You don't think you can pull off wearing: Capris
Something you own entirely too much of: Tees
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Dunno
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: Toothpaste
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: Disfunctional

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Cheetos
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: amateur
You least want people to see you as: Stupid
You're a little scared of: horses
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: sprawl
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 20
How many of them are restaurants: none
You lose your cool when someone: flakes
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: magazine
Your dance moves can best be described as: hippy
The majority of your underwear is: serviceable
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: candy
You think you're really not a great: yoga-er
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $1.35
The majority of your shoes are this color: black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: blushing
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: garlic
You feel embarrassed when you: blabber
The last public place where you used the restroom: Movies
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: religion
You don't think you can pull off wearing: shorts
Something you own entirely too much of: spices
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Diamond
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: coffee
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: smartypants

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Whatchamacallit
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: squirll
You least want people to see you as: Irrelevant
You're a little scared of: spiders
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: snore
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 49
How many of them are restaurants: 5
You lose your cool when someone: deceives
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: lotion
Your dance moves can best be described as: amusing
The majority of your underwear is: thong
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: fries
You think you're really not a great: singer
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $2
The majority of your shoes are this color: black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: flirtatiousness
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: garlic
You feel embarrassed when you: ramble
The last public place where you used the restroom: work?
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: nothing
You don't think you can pull off wearing: strapless
Something you own entirely too much of: notebooks
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: no one
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: water
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: meditator

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: love
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: Unparalleled
You least want people to see you as: unimportant
You're a little scared of: roaches
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: snore
The number of contacts in your cell phone: lots
How many of them are restaurants: plethora
You lose your cool when someone: condesends
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: cards
Your dance moves can best be described as: blah
The majority of your underwear is: ratty
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: nachos
You think you're really not a great: dancer
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $7
The majority of your shoes are this color: sandals
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: sensitivity
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: coffee
You feel embarrassed when you: fart
The last public place where you used the restroom: college
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: me
You don't think you can pull off wearing: hats
Something you own entirely too much of: tshirts
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: joplin
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: salsa
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: freak

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Chips. Whatever kind's available

A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: wierd. I mean weird.

You least want people to see you as: Irrelevant

You're a little scared of: Confrontations.

The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: Snore

The number of contacts in your cell phone: 130, but those include separate entires for home/cell/work for single people.

How many of them are restaurants: 1

You lose your cool when someone: Tries to work around me or go over my head.

When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: Chips or a drink

Your dance moves can best be described as: Up With People. Lite.

The majority of your underwear is: Thigh-cut and snug.

Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: Cheeto-type snacks

You think you're really not a great: Husband

How much cash is in your wallet right now: $25

The majority of your shoes are this color: Brown

You don't think you'll ever be able to get
rid of your: Lack of drive

If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: Garlic Bread

You feel embarrassed when you: Try to assert myself, because I usually turn out to be wrong.

The last public place where you used the restroom: Don't remember.

Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: Politics

You don't think you can pull off wearing: Fedora, although I love mine. I just don't think it works on me.

Something you own entirely too much of: DVD's I never get around to watching.

Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Huey Lewis & The News

The last thing that you spilled on yourself: Grease from a pizza slice.

If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: Awkward goody-two-shoes guy.

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Peanuts
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: Embarassed
You least want people to see you as: Moronic
You're a little scared of: Bouncers
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: Snore
The number of contacts in your cell phone: Dunno
How many of them are restaurants: None
You lose your cool when someone: Disrespects
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: Gum
Your dance moves can best be described as: Uncoordinated
The majority of your underwear is: Old
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: Candy
You think you're really not a great: Anorexic
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $94
The majority of your shoes are this color: Black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: Cellulite
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: Garlic
You feel embarrassed when you: Fart
The last public place where you used the restroom: Work
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: Intimacy
You don't think you can pull off wearing: Minis
Something you own entirely too much of: Socks
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Simpson
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: Water
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: Empathyser

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: soda
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: disappoint
You least want people to see you as: boring
You're a little scared of: trucks
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: snore
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 12
How many of them are restaurants: 0
You lose your cool when someone: Lies
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: magazines
Your dance moves can best be described as: smooth
The majority of your underwear is: folded
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: donuts
You think you're really not a great: housekeeper
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $20
The majority of your shoes are this color: green
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: sweettooth
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: Onions
You feel embarrassed when you: forget
The last public place where you used the restroom: walmart
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: Sexuality
You don't think you can pull off wearing: bikini
Something you own entirely too much of: socks
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Toby
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: coke
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: caregiver

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Coke
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: neice or niece?
You least want people to see you as: Boring
You're a little scared of: Needles
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: Snore
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 27
How many of them are restaurants: 0
You lose your cool when someone: Swears at me
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: baby formula
Your dance moves can best be described as: funky
The majority of your underwear is: boxer shorts
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: cinnamon buns
You think you're really not a great: runner
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $zero
The majority of your shoes are this color: brown I think
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: extra chin
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: Garlic
You feel embarrassed when you: get my debit card declined in the line at the grocery store
The last public place where you used the restroom: work
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: my in-laws politics
You don't think you can pull off wearing: bikini
Something you own entirely too much of: thread
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Celine Dion
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: ketchup
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: Funny one - or the gay one

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: caffeine
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: weird
You least want people to see you as: hindrance
You're a little scared of: flying
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: drool
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 200?
How many of them are restaurants: 20?
You lose your cool when someone: (doesn't) follow-through
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: chapstick
Your dance moves can best be described as: wannabe
The majority of your underwear is: clean
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: MickeyD's
You think you're really not a great: singer
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $3
The majority of your shoes are this color: Black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: neckpain
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: pickles
You feel embarrassed when you: ramble
The last public place where you used the restroom: MickeyD's
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: bathroom
You don't think you can pull off wearing: halters
Something you own entirely too much of: Jeans
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Celine
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: beer, classy right?
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: bitch

Thanks for the impeccable timing, meaning just in time to distract me from studying from finals. Procrastination is my specialty.

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Fritos
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: vacuum
You least want people to see you as: Unaware
You're a little scared of: deformities
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: yank
The number of contacts in your cell phone: ??
How many of them are restaurants: 0
You lose your cool when someone: degrades
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: candy
Your dance moves can best be described as: uncomfortable
The majority of your underwear is: boycut
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: candy
You think you're really not a great: daredevil
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $80
The majority of your shoes are this color: black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: belly
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: pickles
You feel embarrassed when you: poop
The last public place where you used the restroom: Ambassador
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: Hilary
You don't think you can pull off wearing: leggings
Something you own entirely too much of: blankets
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Celine
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: sauce
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: bookworm

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: chippies
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: manager
You least want people to see you as: boring
You're a little scared of: spiders
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: fart
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 32
How many of them are restaurants: 1
You lose your cool when someone: ignores
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: gum
Your dance moves can best be described as: hippy
The majority of your underwear is: cotton
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: sausage
You think you're really not a great: Stylist
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $13
The majority of your shoes are this color: brown
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: blemishes
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: garlic
You feel embarrassed when you: stutter
The last public place where you used the restroom: hospital
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: menstruation
You don't think you can pull off wearing: tubetop
Something you own entirely too much of: crocs
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: madonna
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: coffee
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: nerd

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: licorice
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: definitely
You least want people to see you as: dull
You're a little scared of: snakes
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: mumble
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 34
How many of them are restaurants: 0
You lose your cool when someone: assumes
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: chapstick
Your dance moves can best be described as: flailing
The majority of your underwear is: patterened
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: truffles
You think you're really not a great: artist
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $53
The majority of your shoes are this color: black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: shyness
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: garlic
You feel embarrassed when you: mumble
The last public place where you used the restroom: Starbucks
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: politics
You don't think you can pull off wearing: hats
Something you own entirely too much of: lipgloss
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Styx
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: tomato
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: reserved

I'd like to join in! Do I leave my answers in the comment, or create a post on my blog and link back to you? Do I have to have it written on Sunday, or is late better than never? Looks like a fun meme!

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Dust
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: Parallel
You least want people to see you as: Irrelevant
You're a little scared of: Spiders
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: Fart
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 188
How many of them are restaurants: 5
You lose your cool when someone: Apostrophises
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: Toothpaste
Your dance moves can best be described as: Dad's
The majority of your underwear is: Comfy
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: Crackling
You think you're really not a great: Skater
How much cash is in your wallet right now: £13.70
The majority of your shoes are this color: Brown
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: Baldness
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: Garlic
You feel embarrassed when you: Waffle
The last public place where you used the restroom: Pub
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: Sexuality
You don't think you can pull off wearing: Polonecks
Something you own entirely too much of: Jeans
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Kylie
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: Oatmeal
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: Wisecracker

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: M&Ms
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: appropriate
You least want people to see you as: annoying
You're a little scared of: spiders
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: snore
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 102
How many of them are restaurants: 9
You lose your cool when someone: yells
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: lipstick
Your dance moves can best be described as: non-existant
The majority of your underwear is: lace
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: fritos
You think you're really not a great: Speaker
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $74
The majority of your shoes are this color: Black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: sleepyness
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: garlic
You feel embarrassed when you: ramble
The last public place where you used the restroom: work
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: menopause
You don't think you can pull off wearing: bikini
Something you own entirely too much of: purses
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Hannah
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: soup
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: bookworm

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely to be: Water
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: Pronunciation
You least want people to see you as: Stupid
You're a little scared of: Cows
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: Snort
The number of contacts in your cell phone: Fifteen
How many of them are restaurants: None
You lose your cool when someone: Lies
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: Shampoo
Your dance moves can best be described as: Nonexistent
The majority of your underwear is: Cotton
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: Crisps
You think you're really not a great: Speaker
How much cash is in your wallet right now: £0
The majority of your shoes are this color: Black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: Fat
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had: Cheese
You feel embarrassed when you: Blather
The last public place where you used the restroom: The Nag and Colt
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: Sexuality
You don't think you can pull off wearing: Hats
Something you own entirely too much of: Jeans
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Dunno
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: Water
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: Wallflower

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Cheezits
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: Sequential
You least want people to see you as: Expendable
You're a little scared of: Gas
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: Drool
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 31
How many of them are restaurants: 2
You lose your cool when someone: Attacks
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: Candy
Your dance moves can best be described as: nonexistent
The majority of your underwear is: Practical
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you:frys
You think you're really not a great: Dancer
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $20
The majority of your shoes are this color: Black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: debt
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: Onions
You feel embarrassed when you: Overreact
The last public place where you used the restroom: library
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: Politics
You don't think you can pull off wearing: Shorts
Something you own entirely too much of: Skirts
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: Aguilera
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: dressing
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: Sidekick

- If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: Diet Coke
- A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: privilege
- You least want people to see you as: weak
- You're a little scared of: cockroaches
- The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: snore
- The number of contacts in your cell phone: 142
- How many of them are restaurants: 6
- You lose your cool when someone: lies
- When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: mentos
- Your dance moves can best be described as: Novice
- The majority of your underwear is: cotton
- something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: nachos
- You think you're really not a great: wife
- How much cash in your wallet right now: $59
- The majority of your shoes are this color: brown
- You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: bitterness
- If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: garlic
- You feel embarrassed when you: misbehave
- the last public place where you used the restroom: work
- Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: politics
- You don't hink you can pull off wearing: miniskirt
- Something you own entirely too much of: socks
- Someone you would love to see in concert who might ruin your street cred: Britney
- The last think that you spilled on yourself: water
- If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: doc

If you get something out of a vending machine, it's most likely the: pastramisandwich
A word you sometimes catch yourself misspelling: chrysanthenum
You least want people to see you as: scared
You're a little scared of: failure
The least attractive thing you do in your sleep: drool
The number of contacts in your cell phone: 186
How many of them are restaurants: 0
You lose your cool when someone: Lies
When you go to the drugstore, you often can't leave without buying: gum
Your dance moves can best be described as: flat
The majority of your underwear is: black
Something you eat even though you hate how bad it is for you: salami
You think you're really not a great: kissass
How much cash is in your wallet right now: $0
The majority of your shoes are this color: Black
You don't think you'll ever be able to get rid of your: upfrontery
If your breath is bad, it's most likely because you had the: garlic
You feel embarrassed when you: sweat
The last public place where you used the restroom: chevron
Something you don't like to debate in mixed company: religion
You don't think you can pull off wearing: vests
Something you own entirely too much of: pens
Someone you would love to see in concert who might bring down your street cred: leonanaess
The last thing that you spilled on yourself: hotsauce
If you were on a reality show, the producers would likely portray/characterize you as the: man

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