Some Things Friday #70: Soccer Studs, Crashes, and Nude Bras

Some Things I Love:

1. The bottom of the ice cream cone. You know what I mean...that part at the base where all of the ice cream melted into those little square holes. I can't WAIT to get to the bottom of that ice cream cone.
   
2. Shrimp fajitas. Olé! (I just had them for dinner. Jealous?)
   
3. Short fingernails. (The easier to type like a mad woman, my dear. And p.s. - guitar lessons hopefully this year? We shall see.)
   
4. Baby monkeys.
   
5. Sarcomical Some Things Friday Hottie of the Week: U.S. Soccer Player Carlos Bocanegra (thanks to my recent reader tip to check out Kickette!)
   

Some Things I Hate:

1. This new weather, lovely as it is, requires too much shaving for someone as lazy as this girl is.
   
2. Waking up from a really cool dream RIGHT before you get handed your Emmy / make out with your Hollywood crush / find out what your new baby looks like / bitch slap that snotty lady from the office.
   
3. Clothing stores for the young'ens that make me have to try on something two sizes bigger than I am everywhere else. YOU SUCK.
   
4. Computer crashes in the middle of VERY IMPORTANT THINGS.
   
5. Crushed and broken barbecue Baked Lays at the bottom of the bag. Hard to look classy while licking silver interior.

Some Things I Just Don't Get:

1. Adult women who still don't understand that WE CAN SEE THAT WHITE BRA UNDER THAT WHITE T-SHIRT. Listen, it's NUDE under white, ladies. NUDE. In fact, nude is better under pretty much everything except black. Do you really not know this? I've even said it here before. Please. Just stop it.
   
2. Contortionists.
   
3. Should I be concerned about the hissing sizzle sound when I spoon the Splenda into my tea?
   
4. Rosie Perez's career.
   
5. Why can't I convince The Husband that karaoke would, in fact, be a VERY FUN DATE?

Comments

[Ashmystir]

Ha. ha. I want you mean about the bottom of an ice cream, licking the silver interior and Rosie Perez.

I usually don't wear white t-shirts. Never thought of the bra thing unless it was a black shirt. =)

[Eloise]

Just discovered your blog and I love it! Totally agree about being too lazy to shave, but thankfully winter is approaching on the other side of the world (australia) so it's covered legs all the way!

[Jonathan]

I had to read the entire post to find out about the Bra's mention in the title... says a lot about the male psyche I guess.

Women with no bras in cold weather does cause car crashes and stuff though... probably.

[Sarcomical]

@Jonathan: ha! i bet you're right. ;) that cracked me up.

[Mocha]

These are some lovely things you picked out to write about so how about some more?

Only if you feel like it.

http://www.mochamomma.com/2008/05/04/time-for-something-light/#respond

The Splenda Sizzle sort of fascinates me and mortifies me all at once.

[Nanette]

Heh. Re: the bra with black shirt thing. I took my latest belly photo this a.m., which I'll post later today. I didn't realize it until after it was taken but the flash highlighted my nude-colored bra underneath my black shirt. I swear it looks fine sans flash (in real life), but still.

[Crazy Lady in Vegas]

I'm sorry - but I have to go with your husband on the karaoke one. But then, maybe it is because I can't carry a tune to save my life.