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November 25, 2008

Because I am not the only one who suffers, dammit.

As I sit here timing the highlights in my just-touched-up hair because of The Mousy, with wait time including an apricot facial scrub followed by a vitamin C mask because of Lizard Face, now ready to put in teeth-whitening strips because of Coffee Crack, contemplating self-tanner because of The Eternal Pasty, and noticing annoying scratchy barely-there stubble on my frecking-yesterday-shaved legs because of Just BECAUSE IT HATES ME, all while bumping around to cranked Beyonce, Britney, Fergie, and Rihanna for dance distraction (because It's Britney, Bitch) in preparation for the holiday weekend approaching, I am acutely aware of one thing...

...this female gig is one gigantic pain in the ass.

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Uh, yeah, just tell that to my male-to-female transgender spouse - who is going through HELL to join this "female gig". Too bad I can't make her have menstrual cramps.

Posted by: Melissa C. | November 25, 2008 at 05:20 PM

Holy crap I am glad I am a guy.

Not sure what else to say..except I do love your blog.
I'll be back when I have more to contribute.

Posted by: BedsideTalesMan | November 25, 2008 at 09:37 PM

Erm... I just choose not to participate in most of that. It's not that I lack hygiene habits, I just land on the "tom boy" side of the female gig. It works quite nicely for me. *grin*

Posted by: Brianne | November 25, 2008 at 10:25 PM

I can so relate! and getting older makes it even funner

I don't get to read you as often as I used to but when I do you still make me laugh and think. Have a wonderful holiday!

Posted by: tracy | November 26, 2008 at 10:32 AM

Word.

Posted by: Kerri Anne | November 26, 2008 at 02:15 PM

A-frickin-men!

Posted by: Jess | December 02, 2008 at 11:41 AM

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Hi, I'm Melissa...

I'm a photographer and lover of Words. I'm typically caffeinated as a rule, but sometimes the yoga helps bring my shoulders back below ear level. I am every day challenging the long-standing habit of getting in my own way.

I embrace my inner geek (see: Star Trek Voyager) and accept my irrational fears (see: feet, rug bugs, outer space). I figure they balance out my super cool musical tastes and very long legs. I strive to balance wit and wisdom (sarcastic brain, meet idealist heart).

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