I've been a little pulled back from this space the past few weeks, which is bad bad bad. Hey, I've been busy with..life. Complex, grown-up, emotion- and creativity-sapping life issues. And also Guitar Hero. Of course, my plan is to fully compensate for this by barraging the internet with hundreds of photos and loads of stories about feelings and unicorns and disenchantment and "lady problems". I kid. Sort of. We'll just see, won't we?
First of all, take a look at some photos from my birthday a few weeks ago. I turned the big 3-4. What, are you saying 34 isn't a Big age? Well, wait until you are 34, then tell me you don't have a moment where you consider that you're pretty much 40, right? and what the hell have you done with yourself, just LOOK at yourself, this is it, this is probably the best you'll ever look...oh, who are you kidding the best you've ever looked was about 5 years ago you idiot Oh Crap you really had better start working out hard and using lots of creams because DAYUM GIRL seriously? What is with those lines and that sad, sad ass? Remember a couple of years ago when checkout people and ticket takers at the movies used to scoff when you tried to convince them you were over 21 REMEMBER THAT what the hell happened that was just a little while ago you slacker, you'd better get serious and anti-age your ass like it's 1999 when you SHOULD have been preparing for this, now get out of here I can't stand to look at you.
But otherwise, it's okay.
