me: either my water pillow is leaking or someone peed on the bed.
him: what?!?
me: look! ...that's not pee, right? does it smell like pee?
him: uhhhh... ...no? wait, do you think ricky might have peed on the bed?
me: not unless he peed under my pillow in a perfect circle. [sad frown face] water pillow has died.
(p.s. yes, water pillow. do not judge. i got it from a chiropractor supply place. it makes my neck feel happy. i have had it for 4 years. BUT ALAS!)
