Some Things I Love:
- Sniffing bags of coffee
- Handwritten mail
- A really soft fake leather bag
- Being the first to crack open a magazine
- People who let you in on the highway
Some Things I Hate:
- Chopping onions
- Being talked down to by someone who thinks they're always right
- Chapped lips
- Ponytail elastics with the no-slip rubber bands inside that basically rip your hair out - PAINFULLY
- Feeling incredibly unorganized
Some Things I Just Don't Get:
- Sister Wives
- How the cat manages to slither under the entertainment center
- Shark Week
- Why "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" was on television tonight
- Bieber fans
- Being the first to crack open a magazine













