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Some Things Friday #4

Lest you should think I forgot about Some Things Friday, I actually have had some NAA-sty noises come out of my computer the last few days so things have been a little 'stalled' here to say the least. But never fear, I have THE list, so please enjoy:

Some Things I Love:
-When my dog 'runs' in his sleep. If you have never seen this phenomenon, you really should. It's quite amusing.
-Sex and the City reruns on TBS. P.S. Why did Big let himself blow up like he did later in the show? He looked SO good in his first season. Why, oh why??? Big, shame. Shame, shame.
-The De-Lovely Soundtrack. GREAT. MOVIE.
-That now semi-new M&M's commercial with the waves of colored M&M's. It makes me grin like a 5-year old, for some reason. I have no idea why. You too can revert to immaturity by watching it here.

Some Things I Hate:
-The 1300 or so other people who posted on Zach Braff's website last week who obviously do not understand the privateness of the board for people like Zach, myself, and Amalah. SHOO! Poetic love talk in progress. Do not disturb. Do I get involved in YOUR personal life?
-Pet hairs on my eyeballs. (*That Hurts*)
-Anything orange-flavored (but not oranges), banana-flavored (but not bananas) and peanut butter (the thought of touching it grosses me out, but if someone makes me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you better believe I'm going to eat it - yet peanuts are fine).
-Maggots

Some Things I am Confused About:
-The dream I had the other night about me hitting Ashton Kutcher's ass and him getting ready to kiss me - just before the cat woke me up. The thing is, I think he is GRODY. (Yes, I am 28. Yes, I can still say grody when it applies, and if it applies at any time, that time is when speaking of Ashton.)
-Why my cat will eat almost any vegetable, but has an obvious repulsion toward fruit.
-Why Mister Rogers never came to my neighborhood.
-Why this girl must torture us with an album. I mean, you've already got better boobs at 18 than most of us will ever have. Why can't you just stop there and save us all the trauma? Quit while you're ahead, honey. Or you'll be passe faster than J.Lo.

Some Things Friday #3

So it's Friday again and time for Some Things...

Some Things I Love:
-Trader Joe's. Oooh, how I love thee.
-Star Trek Voyager (ONLY! - I am not a "Trekkie", am I? Dear God!- No, I am Cool!) but I can't resist Captain Janeway and Chakotay.

-Jack Johnson - He is lovely and has the coolest voice EVER.
-Johnson & Johnson's 24-Hour SoftLotion. It makes me feel so precious and sweet. HA!

Some Things I Hate:
-When you are so proud of yourself for shaving and then later while you are being proud of yourself you feel your smooth sexy - what the? What is this? Is this a patch? I missed? Aww, crap! It goes and ruins it for you.
-Girls who are messily cute when they wake up. Ho.
-When hairdressers cut too much off. Hey man, WTF?!?
-I know I may get flack for this, and I try not to be too much of a people-basher, but I think I'm starting to hate her.

Some Things I am Confused About:
-Why every time my cat comes up to sit near me or on me or with me, he ALWAYS has to face his butt to me. He will NOT face me with his face. I'm thinking, he just wants to remind me that I will always have to kiss his ass.
-Chris and Gwyneth's choice of baby name. I mean, it's cute and all, but what's up? Why?
-People who can, and are WILLING TO, perform the party trick "flossing your nose". What if something goes terribly wrong?!? (*If you haven't seen this, you really should. But only if you can handle seeing someone stick floss in their nose, suck it up, suck it down their throat, and pull it out their mouth...then proceed to move the floss back and forth holding one end at the nose, one at the mouth. Yeah. Ick.)
-This as an Olympic sport. People, you mean this counts? There's actually hope for me! I could go to the Olympics!

Some Things Friday #2

Bad, bad, bad! I promised more stuff yesterday and pooped out. (Ugh, did that phrase just come out of my keyboard?) Well, sorry anyway. I shall provide you with a tad bit of visual enjoyment to make up for it:

Yes, you are correct. He's relieving himself. It's one of his only talents. He's training for the Pisser Olympics - he's going for distance here.

I think I'd like to incorporate the Some Things section into every Friday post. SO - here you go lovelies!:

Some Things I Love:
-Pizza with a little salt
-Awww. These. I. Want. One
-Gilmore Girls (don't judge me)
-Cracking my knuckles...aaahhh

Some Things I Hate:
-When your period starts too early...Damn.
-Heart-shaped jewelry - yech
-Soup with meat in it
-The face John Mayer makes when he sings...doesn't it bother anybody else??? It's grotesque!

Some Things I am Confused About:
-Umm?...Yeah. This.
-Where are all my bruises are coming from? I mean, I know I run into every corner and every wall in every room I'm ever in, but come on! Two days ago, for example I hit my hip on the island, my toes on the corner of the island (which in turn twisted my ankle and knee - ouch), my knuckle on my desk (ooh, is that blood?), and my head on the door. (sheepish grin) And that was a good day.
-Why Pamela keeps going back to Tommy Lee
-Why it's August and 60 degrees here! Summer, wherefore art thou???

The mother-in-law will be appearing with her husband this weekend. They are coming to get a good look at the lovely pregnant belly of my sister-in-law. They'll be staying at our house, which should be fun. Blink. Blink. We're preparing by making sure any of the stuff she gave us that we're putting in next weekend's garage sale is hidden so we don't have to go through the "Oh, you're selling that? How much are you selling it for?" crap. Followed always by the classic and duplicitous "Huh."
(Pause for kitty-belly-rubbing.)
Defeat! I have finally caved to the husband and we are getting a dish today. I am seriously afraid that I am going to become addicted to various time-wasting programs. Because I kind of already am. Case in point: Big Brother (me loves the twins). I don't know if there's anything more pointless. But I..can't...look...away.

More tasty tidbits later.

Some Things...

Some things I love:
-Saturdays
-Eating out
-Jimmy Fallon
-Sephora

Some things I hate:
-Words like "mucus", "mo*ist", "phlegm", and "glandular"
-The noise a cat makes before a hairball
-Seeing them everywhere. And hearing about them.
-Pineapple

Some things I am confused about:
-Why my cat hisses at me when I use the bl*w dryer
-Why my dog is insanely interested in what pants I put on. Nothing else, just the pants. When he hears me in the closet swooshing pants over my legs I hear a little 'creeeak' and he sticks his head in the door. Every. Single. Time.
-What the truth is about this
-Why I can't get my hair to un-frizz

Here's a little bit of visual sunshine for your day.