Some Things I Love:
1. My mom asking me for a Christmas List. Heeee. I may be 29, but I still wants me some loot, yo.
2. Getting actual mail. It's so rare to get REAL mail these days. I'll settle for a magazine, even. Give me some CDs from Columbia House and I'm like a little kid at Christmas. Give me a card with actual writing in it and maybe even a picture stuck in for good measure, and I'm giddy. But most of the time? Mail SUCKS.
3. Mork and Mindy. I don't care how much of a GIANT TOOL Robin Williams is, that show made. my. day. when I was a little kid. Seriously, you have no idea how much time I spent saying "I'm Mork from Ork" and practicing that nanu-nanu hand thingy. I was SO cool.
4. Wind chimes.
5. How I Met Your Mother. It's funny, honestly. Looks cheesy, yes. But Neil Patrick Harris (yes, that would be DOOGIE), actually is the most hilarious guy and delivers all the great lines they give him spot-on perfectly. He plays Barney, and he CONSTANTLY refers to his blog around his friends. "...Don't you EVER read my blog?!?" CBS has Barney's Blog online and it is DAMN FUNNY. Oh DEAR GOD, do I have a crush on Doogie?!?
Some Things I Hate:
1. No clean toilets in a public restroom. No one understands the flushing concept.
2. Pop Tarts. Ugh. Pasty nasty dryness.
3. Chipping a perfectly pretty polished toenail because you just HAPPEN to run into every damned table leg in the goddamned house.
4. That creepy psycho husband in "Sleeping With the Enemy"
5. Julia Roberts' hair in "Sleeping With the Enemy"
Some Things I'm Confused About:
1. Why is Gilmore Girls turning into this huge Happiness-Sucking-Orb-of-Whatthehell? Where is the playful banter between mother and daughter? The sassy quips between Lorelai and Emily? The relationship between Lorelai and Rory that makes you say "God, my mom and I SUCK"? Where is that?!? Hopefully this whole Jess-returning thing will shake things back to some sense of normalcy, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
2. Lucy will NOT STOP LICKING HER YOOHOO (the husband's word - NOT mine). She seriously won't stop. She's very OCD about that area. And yes, she has been to the vet recently and no, there's no physical reason. She's just obsessive.
3. If you wake up to your husband grabbing your boob, is that a good thing?
4. What is the deal with plants that want to die at my house? It's like they all have a suicide pact or something. When they start to die, I move them up into the loft where there's tons of sun, also known as "The Recovery Room".
5. Why is Britney hiding that kid of hers? Could it be that the FederDNA was too strong? Now they've got some little wee one with stubble and a permanent butt-crack showing.
