Some Things I Love:
1. Clocks. I just love clocks. Give me an unlimited clock budget, and I will fill my entire house with clocks. We have a cuckoo clock my mom gave us when we got married, just like the one in the house where I grew up. Some people are annoyed by them, but really, you just don't hear it after being used to it. Hmm...I wonder how many more times I can put the word "clocks" in this paragraph without your brain getting irritated with saying "clocks" over and over? What a weird word. Cl...oooocks.
2. Being greeted in the bathroom by a nice, fresh, clean and sparkling toilet. Why HELLO, toilet. It's SO nice to make your acquaintance.
3. Steve. Carell. Oh yes, I said it.
4. Best Buy. Right now, anyway. (Normally I CAN'T STAND those jerkholes, especially when you're trying to take something back.) But they sent my computer off almost a month ago (I've been working off a laptop hooked up to my regular screen), which turns out to be UN-FIXABLE! So I get to go on a little shopping spree tomorrow with my store credit for a Brand Spanking Shiny New Computer Brain. My husband is ever so very jealous.
5. Wacky Mac. Oh baby.
Some Things I Hate:
1. Not being able to turn things on and off with my fist like Fonzie.
2. Jenna Elfman and her flipping even HOTTER than before smokin' body. Have you SEEN the girl lately? What the hell is she DOING?!?
3. Garage sales.
4. The word 'turd'.
5. Biting into a marshmallow. (Now that I look at that typed out, I think maybe that's not such a good thing to put right after the word 'turd'.)
Some Things I Just Don't Get:
1. The point of tea cozies. Also...yech.
2. Why Love Monkey was cancelled. What a rip-off. *scowl*
3. That I get search hits EVERY SINGLE GODDAMNED DAY from people typing in "patricia heaton's boobs". Listen up, weirdos. Last year I posted about one of the awards shows, and I think I mentioned her and I think I also mentioned certain other women's boobs looking painfully squished into their dresses. Okay. I'll grant you that. What I want to know is: WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE THAT?!? What exactly turns you on about her and her Pillows? You know what - don't answer. I don't want to know.
4. What was so great about "Flight Plan"? Pu-lease. I feel misled, Jodie.
5. How The Husband and I could be married for almost 8 years, and he still doesn't know that when he hands me a piece of toast that is dark brown with almost-black edges I will go "ICK" and pout. Seriously, how can he not KNOW me by now?!? I am a LIGHT toaster ONLY. I like a slight hardening of the outer shell of the bread. No singeing, NO BLACK STUFF. (*smooches, honey!*)
