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Some Things Friday #52: The Shortest One EVER

People, do you know what time it is?!? Four fucking thirty in the morning, is what it is.

Sorry. Sleep-deprived swearing?

And I'm frantically trying to finish up some work so I can lay down for about an hour before we have to leave to go here for the weekend for a family wedding. (Yes, that's REALLY what this place is called.) Oh, and we're driving. For SEVEN DAMNED HOURS. But then? We have to take a 2-hour ferry boat ride to the island. During which I will feel disgusting and very very crabby. Did I mention, my wee puppies are going to have to stay in a stupid boarding facility with no mommy to cuddle them at night?

So since I'm very very tired and will probably wait to sleep in the car, here is the fastest Some Things List to Date on Sarcomical. One word each is all you get, got it? ONE, DAMMIT!

Some Things I Love:

1. Sleeping
   
2. Him
   
3. This
   
4. Pajamas
   
5. Sleeping

Some Things I Hate:

1. AssRabbits
   
2. This
   
3. Sneezing
   
4. Him
   
5. Mornings

Some Things I Just Don't Get:

1. Giraffes
   
2. This
   
3. Sumo
   
4. Contortionists
   
5. This (Wait for the ending.)

Some Things Friday #51: Celebrity Couples Edition

Not only am I taking it upon myself to mock the celeb Combo-Name monickers forced upon us by the media, but I'm making up some of my OWN. Take THAT, beyatches. And they are RIDICULOUS.

Some Couples I Love/Think Are Almost Too Cute To Live:

• Trita/CastaRita
  
  
• KyKev/Fat-Free Bacon
  
  
• BroderSex/Carrie BradBueller
  
  
• Coldplyneth
  
  
• Pravolta/Jelly/Greased Kelly
  

Some Couples I Hate/That Make Me Want to Puke:

• TomKatchabirthingpod
  
  
• BobbinforCrack/WhitnoBobby
  
  
• Brangebabycrazy/Brangeblech
  
  
• Camerustin/TimberDitzy
  
  
• FederUgh/Britnojustno/FederBillies
  

Some Couples I Just Don't Get/Kind of Don't Want to Look At:

• Indiana Bones/Ally McGeezer
  
  
• DemiTool/Kuchemoore
  
  
• Guyballah
  
  
• Bennifer 2/JenniLoser
  
  
• HoboHudson