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"Swooshing Lucy" - My Monday Gift to You

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Some Things Friday # 53: If You Don't See the End You've Missed the Best Part (I'm Serious)

(Seriously, make it to the end and you'll be rewarded. Grandly.)

Some Things I Love:

1. French accordion music.
   
2. Rubbing my puppies' ears. They're so soft. It soothes me.
   
3. Root beer floats, baby. The foamier, the better. Did you know there's an A&W Root Beer Stand/KFC (yes, that's a "slash KFC" because someone thinks chicken and root beer mix well) near our house? By the way, if you use Barq's instead of A&W you are a freedom-hating psycho who wants the terrorists to win because all Freedom Lovers drink A&W. Barq's sucks ass. Oh no. I've tripped my "Must Have a Float" wire inside my brain. Now I'm all obsessing. Shit.
   
   
4. Switching it up and using a bar soap every once in a while in the shower. Blast the shower gels and body washes! You can't get more Old World than bar soap, my little friend.
   
5. Alan Freaking Cumming. I know. I KNOW. Say what you will. You don't have to understand it. You don't have to agree with me. (I'm not sure I understand it, either.) But I think he can be seriously hot and I can't help it. Now, just move along down the list and leave me and Alan alone.
   

Some Things I Hate:

1. Being pissy with The Husband even when I don't really want to. But it's so easy! For instance:
   Him: Okay, so I'm going to go back to work now.
   Me: Yeah. Fine.
   Him: I'll call you later, okay?
   Me: WHAT. the hell EVER.
   Huh???
   
2. Dry foggy goddam contact lenses. *squintsquint* *rubrub*
   
3. Dodo birds. Yeah, they're extinct. But they're ugly. So, BUH-BYE Dodo!
   
   
4. Coconut in chocolate. I hate the texture! It shouldn't be there!
   
5. When the puppy pukes cat shit all over the floor. Oh, I recognized the Puke Smile beforehand and rushed to pick him up. I grabbed. I ran. But I didn't make it. A trail resulted. I had a panic attack. (You do NOT understand how close I was to having a puked-up cat crap strewn about my body.) The Husband had to clean it up (naturally).

Some Things I Just Don't Get:

1. I only need to give you one today. It will satisfy all your needs. Trust me. This was just after the Ice Mountain guy dropped off our water and was driving away. Wait for it. Waaaiit for it. I don't know why he does this. If this doesn't make you laugh then YOU MUST BE DEAD. Be prepared. The cuteness and freakiness just might render you unconscious.

   
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