Sarcomical

Some Things Friday #61: Lucy's Edition

Lucy is very opinionated and a touch bitchy even at times (OH, DO NOT LET THE FACE FOOL YOU), but I love her. She is the only other girl in the house and we share a very special, although a bit codependent, bond. So when she told me that she wanted to do this week's Some Things list, how could I refuse her? And so...you should read the following as if Lucy had typed it, because she totally tried, but her toenails kept getting stuck in between the keys.
Some Things I Love:

1. squeaky firehose toy...hold on...ohmi--ohmigod where IS IT?!?
   
2. chewing on my feet
   
3. mommy's lap
   
4. cucumbers
   
5. flirting with my brothers ...what?

Some Things I Hate:

1. the vaccuum cleaner....i think it's trying to suck out my brain
   
2. the blowdryer...i think it's trying to melt my brain
   
3. ricky is a mommy-hog
   
4. mommy has these ridiculous little songs for each of us (me, my two stupid brothers, and that other furry thing with a long tail who poops in a box). and like, a KAMILLION nicknames that are so very embarrassing, like "Tiny Head" and "Woo Pie" and "Butt Munch". GOD.
   
5. running bathwater...i think she's trying to drown my brain

Some Things I Just Don't Get:

1. why did you stop playing with me? wait! i'm not tired yet! don't you love me anymore?
   
2. why i can't quite manage to get to that spot in my...uh...area
   
3. so what is the big deal? i tried telling you once, you wouldn't wake up, and the carpet is RIGHT HERE so...?
   
4. humans who do not think i'm prettifabulous
   
5. the swiffer sweeper...i'm not sure but i think if i get too close it's going to stuff me in a bag and shake me real hard.

One-Word Sarcomical Sunday #3

You know the drill. After you read my answers, copy and paste this into your comment and change my answers with yours. Remember, ONE-WORD RESPONSES ONLY - don't get caught cheating, you cheaterlicious cheaterson.

This Moment: disappointed
Your Shoes: fuzzy
Craving: entertainment
The State of Your Home: better
Annoyed By: dogs
Noise In the Background: dryer
Really Want To: laugh
Thinking About: dinner
Your Keyboard: black
Smelling: balm
Favorite Product In Office Supply Aisle: pens
Don't Ever Want To: orbit
Your Eye Color: green
The Weather: wet
Have Never Tried: pot
Think Everyone Should Try: parasailing
Last Vacation Destination: NYC
The Last Thing You Had to Drink: water
Your Bad Habit: cuticles
What You're Going To Do Now: pee

One-Word Sarcomical Sunday #2

It's back, my little pretties. You get to participate once again; aren't you excited and didn't you just get goosebumps up your arm from the sheer thrill of it all?

No?

Well, let's do it anyway. I love seeing how you answer these; I learn so much more about you and you'd better believe I just can't get enough of you. Aww...isn't that sweet? Now, don't cheat! Read mine, copy and paste the list into your comment, and replace my answers with yours. ONE-WORD responses only!

You Just Finished: Uploading
The Weather Outside: Windy
Character On Your Childhood Lunchbox Shortcake
Your Mood: Relaxed
Britney Spears: Idiot
Favorite Place In the House: Papasan
Proud To Be: Empathetic
Favorite Condiment: Mustard
Food Indulgence: Brownies
Scent You Hate: Windex
Most Recent Purchase: Yarn
American Idol: Annoying
Last Part of Your Body Injured: Finger
Your Desk: Covered
Favorite Kind of Juice: Cranberry
Animal That Freaks You Out: Spider
People Irritate You When They: Pout
Your First Kiss: Akward
Your Last Meal: Chicken
You'd Rather Be: Sleeping
The Future: Open
Hate To Look At: Blood
The Ocean: Scary
Time Since You Got Up and Left The Computer: Hours

And with that, I leave you to yourselves...