Sarcomical

Half-Week Haiku 46: Oops, I Shaved My Head

Oh, sweet heavens and a bag of Cheetos, I'm starting to think this girl would make out with her grandmother in the back seat of a car just to get into another news day. Honestly, I don't want to imply that she doesn't have the right to her nervous breakdown, or that because she is a celebrity she should be more perfect than the rest of us, but I just wish that her people would DO something to shield our eyes from the burning - DEAR GOD MY EYES, THEY ARE MELTING INTO MY FACE. Aren't you all asking the same question I am - How early is too early to get those babies into therapy?

Today's haiku topic is pretty evident, yes? But there's a little catch. Slap down your 5-7-5 about what you think is coming up next for BaldyBritster. Use your fabulous skills of reasoning, logic, or imagination to determine what we'll see as her next headline.

In the grand tradition of Half-Week Haikus past, I shall go first to inspire you and break the ice:

brit bolts from rehab
obsession flares for JT
caught stealing his draw'rs

Now YOU.

technorati tags: Britney Spears

One-Word Sarcomical Sunday #4

NO CHEATING! After you read mine, copy and paste these into your comment and replace my answers with your ONE-WORD responses. Your hair looks great today, by the way.

Feeling: Hungry
Thinking About: Salsa
Your Family History: Boring
The Last Person You Had "Words" With: Ricky
Want To Fly Away To: Italy
Hate the Sight Of: Vomit
The Sport Whose Players Turn You On: Soccer
Favorite Color Ink: Blue
American Idol Judge Who Irritates You Most: Randy
Place You Thought Monsters Hid When You Were Little: Closet
Favorite Spice or Herb: Basil
What You Like for Breakfast: Oatmeal
Your Living Room Couch: Smooshy
Most Recent Purchase: Headbands
Hours You Typically Sleep On Weeknights: Six
Something You Dislike: Guns
A Favorite Color: Ruby
Your Snack When Willpower Is Nonexistent: Salty
Your Bedsheets: Olive
The Part of Your Face You Scrunch Most Often: Brows
The Last Thing You Thought Was Funny: Jennifer
What You're Going To Do Now: Eat!

Sarcomical Blogmarks 02.08.07

And now for today's installment of Things To Clickity-Click On As Soon As Your Boss Leaves the Room:

• west elm. Furniture, accessories for modern homes.
  

  i started getting their catalogs a few years ago, and sadly haven't yet gotten anything from there into my house YET. but i love the simple lines and comforting colors. unique and modern, but not too strange to keep things from fitting comfortably into your home.

  (tags: shopping design decor)



• Dunderball: An Office Fansite | Fansite for The Office: Quotes, news, forums, audio clips and links for NBC's half-hour TV comedy
  

  what can i say...i'm a huge freak about this show. it kills me. if you like it too, check out this site for quotes each week.

  (tags: comedy television)



• Tazi Designs : Moroccan lantern, moroccan imports, moroccan tiles, islamic carvings, mousharabih
  

  i absolutely love everything about moroccan style - the designs, the colors, the textures... if i had extra money i'd definitely be tempted to spend a bit of online shopping time here.

  (tags: shopping design decor)



• - Amanda Woodward Illustration -
  

  i can only daydream about being able to be this talented. you could easily spend an hour looking through her illustrations, and then clicking onto her other sites only to find out she and her husband get to make beautiful things TOGETHER. luckeee.

  (tags: illustration art)



• YouTube - Imogen Heap - Just For Now (live at Studio 11 103.1FM)
  

  argh...i forget which one of you turned me onto this imogen heap in-studio performance on YouTube...if it was you feel free to put it in the comments to remind me. but for the rest of you...if i haven't converted you yet with my incessant blathering about how much i love her...and even if i have...check this out.

  (tags: music "imogen heap")



• Travel Destinations Lonely Planet | Lonely Planet Travel Guide
  

  even if you don't have money to travel right now (or can't see the end of having no money to travel, like myself), you can still explore parts of the world and learn some really interesting things on this easy-to-navigate site with loads of information for travelers.

  (tags: travel)



• Like Visual Search - Find things by Appearance with our new Likeness technology
  

  my sis-in-law told me about this - i have no idea how it works, but somehow it hypnotizes me. ...damn, i need bigger checks.

  (tags: shopping)