Oh yes, I am getting better at reliably providing you with your weekly fill-in-the-blank fun. I know you like it. Admit it. You get so excited, it makes me feel bad to deny you the joy. I'm barely getting it in on time, but hey, most of you do this thing on Mondays anyway, right?
So here's the drill for the newbies. After you read mine, copy and paste these into your comment, and replace my answer with yours. Simple, no? BUT WAIT. The trick is to get your UberIntelligent and/or UberWitty and/or UberBoring answer conveyed in just ONE WORD. I know, this is a lot to ask when you're dealing with important things in the world swirling all around you. But I have no doubt that you can accomplish the task. Are you ready?
Your Mood: Upward
What You're Craving: Cheese
Your Favorite Day of the Week: Saturday
Your Mind: Wandering
Something that Cheers You Up: Coffee
Something that Depresses You: Jeans
Where Your Keys Rest at Night: Counter
A TV Gameshow You Secretly Get Into: Feud
The Way You Like Your Eggs: Dippy
Your Hair: Wet
The Last Thing You Ordered Online: Books
The Messiest Room In Your Home Right Now: Guest
Your Least Favorite Month: January
The Worst Fashion Fad You Participated In: Pegging
How Many Times In the Night You Get Up To Pee (on average): Zero
Your Journey: Forking
A Sound that Makes You Happy: Chiming
Your First Date: Group
Something You Wish You Did More Often: Read
Something You Admire: Awareness
The First Place You Go When You Get Home: Puppies
What You're Going to Do Now: Bed