*Don't miss the video at the VERY end of my dog that needs therapy.
Some Things I Love:
- Lots of words that start with 'V'. For example...velour, vast, vanquish, velvet, vista, vampire, vilify, valiant... One of the exceptions to this rule? Vagina.
- Soft, fluffy IKEA Flokati rugs. I would like to take a nap all over one. Right now.
- Egyptian and other ancient art...it captivates me.
Check out some of the permanent collection features at the Met.
- Little food with toothpicks in it. Preferably colored toothpicks. More preferably, green.
- Friday Hot Little Number of the Week: Ryan Dimple-icious Reynolds (mrawr)
Some Things I Hate:
- Jell-O with pineapple in it. Or grapes. Or oranges. Or any fruit except for the glorious strawberry.
- The cars with the blinkers that go reallyreallyreallyfast! like they're on crack.
- Living in a subdivision - either give me hermitage in the country or the life-buzz of city dwelling, I'm so weary of this annoying dullness.
- Thinking your period has stopped for an entire day, and then realizing suddenly the next day when you get back to work from lunch that no, it has, in fact, NOT. Then you have to go into the communal "special drawer" of storage in the bathroom and steal from someone else's stash. And it's not your brand. And you really like your brand. So the afternoon kind of sucks.
- This commercial. The Husband came into the room last night to find out why I was suddenly crying with accompanying sobbing noises (I'm sorry, I was a little bit tired), and all I could tell him was to rewind the television. He watched it and said "Great, thanks. That was depressing." What can I say, we're suckers for a pouty face. And then we looked at our three and he said "...and just look how YOU GUYS don't appreciate us."
Some Things I Just Don't Get:
- Why so many people love Larry the Cable Guy. (On a side note, the next person I hear say "Git 'r done!" is going to get whacked by my purse, old-bitchy-lady-style.)
- Why everyone in the media is suddenly acting like Anna Nicole Smith was some sort of beloved American icon who we want to obsess over a month after her death. What's with the weird montages and the emotional backstories? I know it's very sad, and I know it's a trainwreck, but haven't we already seen enough? Does her life and what she did with it really warrant all of this?
- People with Micky Mouse heads on top of their car antennas.
- The appeal of the cold soup.
- I've shown you this before (well, not this particular video, as this just literally happened two minutes ago), but I have no idea what Lucy's problem with the stairs is when she does this. As you will see, several times all she'd have to do is just OPEN HER MOUTH and take the toy off the step, but apparently that is too, oh I don't know...SCARY.
(p.s. turn on your speakers)
