Some Things I Love:
- Dogs in holiday sweaters! HilAAAriously and ironically cute!
- Pumpkin pie, pumpkin cheesecake, pumpkin cake roll numnumnum.
- Time to pull out Christmas Vacation, Elf, White Christmas and It's a Wonderful Life and still enjoy them before I get sick to death of them in a few short weeks.
- The bottomless plate of cheese and olives at my grandma's house.
- Be Thankful for the Friday Sarcomical Hottie of the Week: John Krasinski, otherwise known as goofy moppy-haired cutie Jim on The Office. I'm sure he'd totally let you tousle his hair. Maybe. ...Maybe you should just admire from afar.
Some Things I Hate:
- Those corny crescent roll commercials that will now proliferate the television screen until after Christmas. Because anyone has ever really wanted to punch someone in the face for eating the last crescent roll and ruining Christmas.
- Candy corn. Ugh, hack, blechhh.
- That I have to make my peace with football on Thanksgiving. GAAHHHD.
- The inflatable lawn snowmen, they are coming. I'm thinking stabby thoughts.
- All the pretty leaves will fall off soon.
Some Things I Just Don't Get:
- PEOPLE in holiday sweaters! HilAAAriously awful!
- My mom AND my sister are both completely done with their Christmas shopping. DONE. As in, no holiday shopping stress. bah.
- Water chestnuts in stuffing. Water chestnuts in anything.
- This old Pinocchio float from the Macy's Parade. ...What?
- Why can't Starbucks made a sugar-free Peppermint Mocha? :(
