Sarcomical: Some Things Friday #69: Detectives, Laziness and Cruise's Exes

February 08, 2008

Some Things I Love:

The idea of wrist-warmers. I think they look rockin' and cozy. Although, I don't own any yet. Why? This is a mystery to me. However, if you'd like to make me some, you'd better hurry up before I look ridiculous in them while wearing shorts.
I'm currently obsessed with red pears. Mmmmm...
That it's getting warm enough soon for me to maybe start running again. It is definitely In The Game Plan for whipping myself into buff shape. Sarah has mentioned the Couch to 5K Program a few times and how it got her in the Groove. I'm inspired.
Adobe Lightroom. I have just discovered its ease and am all over it.
Some Things Friday Hottie of the Week - Law & Order's Detective Elliot Stabler himself, Mr. Christopher Meloni. Prrrr...

Some Things I Hate:

That moment when I know I have to get the sheets out of the dryer and put them back on the bed. ...Because, uuurgghh...sooo...lazzzzzzy...
Wicked, sly, subcutaneous zits that appear mysteriously on a 31-year old cheek. Yes, a CHEEK.
That I can never seem to keep the top of the stove crumb- and mess-free for more than one day. Cleaning is not my favorite.
The very thought of all of the glorious would-have-been episodes I've missed of The Office, Law & Order: SVU, How I Met Your Mother, Chuck and more because of the writer's strike.
The smell that stays on your fingers when you cut flower stems.

Some Things I Just Don't Get:

How is it that I still manage to forget for a split second exactly what I need to do to get the windshield wipers on my car to adjust when it's only been a few weeks since I last used them?
Why is it that in all of those mascara commercials, the women are clearly wearing false eyelashes? Isn't that cheating?
Do you think that we ever twitch like dogs do when they're sleeping?
Why aren't any of Tom Cruise's exes talking? HELLO??? Spill the beans, girls. What the heck is going on with that guy and did you gather any valuable intelligence when you were with him? Because you could clear up a lot of questions for us, is all I'm saying.
Why does the cat seem to get his urges to throw up hairballs when he's sitting on or near my things?

Some Things I Love:

The idea of wrist-warmers. I think they look rockin' and cozy. Although, I don't own any yet. Why? This is a mystery to me. However, if you'd like to make me some, you'd better hurry up before I look ridiculous in them while wearing shorts.
I'm currently obsessed with red pears. Mmmmm...
That it's getting warm enough soon for me to maybe start running again. It is definitely In The Game Plan for whipping myself into buff shape. Sarah has mentioned the Couch to 5K Program a few times and how it got her in the Groove. I'm inspired.
Adobe Lightroom. I have just discovered its ease and am all over it.
Some Things Friday Hottie of the Week - Law & Order's Detective Elliot Stabler himself, Mr. Christopher Meloni. Prrrr...

Some Things I Hate:

That moment when I know I have to get the sheets out of the dryer and put them back on the bed. ...Because, uuurgghh...sooo...lazzzzzzy...
Wicked, sly, subcutaneous zits that appear mysteriously on a 31-year old cheek. Yes, a CHEEK.
That I can never seem to keep the top of the stove crumb- and mess-free for more than one day. Cleaning is not my favorite.
The very thought of all of the glorious would-have-been episodes I've missed of The Office, Law & Order: SVU, How I Met Your Mother, Chuck and more because of the writer's strike.
The smell that stays on your fingers when you cut flower stems.

Some Things I Just Don't Get:

How is it that I still manage to forget for a split second exactly what I need to do to get the windshield wipers on my car to adjust when it's only been a few weeks since I last used them?
Why is it that in all of those mascara commercials, the women are clearly wearing false eyelashes? Isn't that cheating?
Do you think that we ever twitch like dogs do when they're sleeping?
Why aren't any of Tom Cruise's exes talking? HELLO??? Spill the beans, girls. What the heck is going on with that guy and did you gather any valuable intelligence when you were with him? Because you could clear up a lot of questions for us, is all I'm saying.
Why does the cat seem to get his urges to throw up hairballs when he's sitting on or near my things?