Some Things I Love:
- The bottom of the ice cream cone. You know what I mean...that part at the base where all of the ice cream melted into those little square holes. I can't WAIT to get to the bottom of that ice cream cone.
- Shrimp fajitas. Olé! (I just had them for dinner. Jealous?)
- Short fingernails. (The easier to type like a mad woman, my dear. And p.s. - guitar lessons hopefully this year? We shall see.)
- Baby monkeys.
- Sarcomical Some Things Friday Hottie of the Week: U.S. Soccer Player Carlos Bocanegra (thanks to my recent reader tip to check out Kickette!)
Some Things I Hate:
- This new weather, lovely as it is, requires too much shaving for someone as lazy as this girl is.
- Waking up from a really cool dream RIGHT before you get handed your Emmy / make out with your Hollywood crush / find out what your new baby looks like / bitch slap that snotty lady from the office.
- Clothing stores for the young'ens that make me have to try on something two sizes bigger than I am everywhere else. YOU SUCK.
- Computer crashes in the middle of VERY IMPORTANT THINGS.
- Crushed and broken barbecue Baked Lays at the bottom of the bag. Hard to look classy while licking silver interior.
Some Things I Just Don't Get:
- Adult women who still don't understand that WE CAN SEE THAT WHITE BRA UNDER THAT WHITE T-SHIRT. Listen, it's NUDE under white, ladies. NUDE. In fact, nude is better under pretty much everything except black. Do you really not know this? I've even said it here before. Please. Just stop it.
- Contortionists.
- Should I be concerned about the hissing sizzle sound when I spoon the Splenda into my tea?
- Rosie Perez's career.
- Why can't I convince The Husband that karaoke would, in fact, be a VERY FUN DATE?
