Following is a thrilling text convo (exactly as typed) between me & The Husband about an hour ago, who is currently on a Boy Weekend with his brothers, dad and uncle involving food, football and stupidness:
Him: What are you up to. is your boyfriend over
Me: he just left he had to go recycle his beer cans.
Him: Sweet
Me: when he comes back we're going to go online to order my leathers for when i ride on his motorcycle.
Him: Good to know. pink ones i hope matching lucy's collar
Me: no red. red with a black lightning bolt down my back.
