*at approximately 1:30am last week while The Husband was out of town
Me: (local weatherman) just came on live to say maybe hail. winds up to 50mph.
Him: Be careful
Me: uh...careful doing what?
Him: Whatever you do when it hails and winds at fifty
Me: oh you mean stand out in the front yard and dance on the lightpole?
Him: Exactly
Me: okay well, maybe won't wear sequined bikini then
