a few things not pictured: the motorized Swiffer Sweeper which made me weep over the kitchen floor's state of non-hairiness, a cozy hoodie, gorgeous comfy shirts, a Flight of the Conchords tee which is rad but sadly way way way too long and big to keep but I shall try to replace, THIGH HIGH SOCKS!!! WITH STRIPES!!!, 4 packets of Armour turkey pepperoni (neither a lie NOR an exaggeration), a bag of Jolly Ranchers, various gift cards, my stocking stash of gossip magazines, a new coffee tumbler, and a few other lovely things that escape me at the moment.
