just now, as he sits watching his beloved football game...
him: (frustrated) i wish Joe Montana's kid would play as good as Joe Montana right now.
me: (disinterested) hmm.
him: i didn't know he played at Notre Dame. did you?
me: um, no. why would i know that?
him: do you even know who Joe Montana is?
me: YES. he was on the Brady Bunch.
him: WHAT?!?
me: yes, he was on the Brady Bunch. he played catch with Bobby.
him: what the...? wow you're weird...um...okay, i did not know that...
me: (quick google search to prove i am right)
me: oh, wait. it was Joe NAMATH. Joe Namath threw the ball to Bobby.
hmm. well what's the difference between Joe Montana and Joe Namath?
him: ...(look of disdain) well...they're two completely different people, i guess that would be the difference, genius.
me: whatever.
