What I Didn't Do in 2010 (...it's Anti-Resolution time)

Whew. That was one delicious blog hiatus I took during December! I'm not going to lie, it felt fantastic. I let myself fully be in the moment during the holidays, and it was soooo relaxing. I got together with tons of my real-life friends, entertained at home, met new people, made some cool gifts for Christmas (I'll try to share some of those here) and I really must admit ate a large amount of cheese. But I also focused intensely on doing more yoga/exercise and Mr. S. & I even got into the practice of meditating a bit, which was yummy. Overall, December was stellar.

But now holiday time is over, and just like every year here on Sarcomical, it's time for the Anti-Resolutions List!

What?? Huh?!? What is that, you say? Well, the Anti-Resolutions are things I can confidently say I will be able to NOT do throughout the next year, and feel really glad at the end that I successfully accomplished. (Oh, don't worry, I have a private list of POSITIVE goals. So we're not all cynical here, you see my dears?) The list for 2011 is below, but first, here is what I absolutely did not do in 2010, and am rather proud of, to be honest:

(Last year's list) My Anti-Resolutions for 2010:

1. Gain 12 pounds in one meal.
2. Get rid of my cell phone and communicate solely via telegram.
3. Ship myself to the White House in a crate full of hope.
4. Single-handedly resurrect the Dorothy Hamill haircut.
5. Become a roadie for a traveling production of Jersey Shore: The Musical.
6. Bring a pie to the gym once a week and eat it on the recumbent bicycle.
7. Take up professional Etch-a-Sketching.
8. Write iCarly fan fiction.
9. Design a bra made out of safety pins.
10. Slowly and subversively train my husband to bring me a cheese platter every time the neighbor's dog barks.
11. Become President of a local Jon Gosselin fan club.
12. Build a fire pit in the bathroom.
13. Throw a botox party.
14. Write a play about the perils of toe socks.
15. Create a candle that smells like rotisserie chicken.

..AND NOW, BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

My Anti-Resolutions for 2011 (These Things I Shall Not Do):

1. Champion the local Palin 2012 campaign. (God, that one hurt to type.)
2. Bring vodka to a baby shower.
3. Institute Masquerade Taco Night Dance-Off Thursdays here at the SarcomiHaus.
   
4. Train heavily for roller disco.
5. Sign my dogs up on Match.com.
   
6. Set the Guinness World Record for longest pinky toenail.
7. Drink a deep-dish pizza smoothie every  night.
   
8. Learn to type on an upside-down keyboard.
9. Invent a toilet paper made from cashmere.
   
10. Fully embrace the philosophies of Glenn Beck.
11. Knit a face mask.
    
12. Build a panic room out of cereal.
13. Deface a national monument with puffy stickers.
    
14. Wear a bustle during runs.
    
15. Endorse fur.